Minecraft AI Conspiracy: Difference between revisions

[[File:IDGAFLOLUPDATERSLOL.png|thumb|220x220px|EHMAHGERD UNRELATED EPIC FORSHADOWING LOL.]]

When I was nine years old, the things I loved most in life were Shrek and of course, Legos. So when Minecraft was released, it was like a wet dream come true. Well for me any way, my parents were probably shitting themselves each time a different version of the game was released, as I would always ask them to buy it. EVEN if I DIDN’T have the CONSOLE. They were still recovering from the financial loss experienced for therapy following the events which happened to me in the autumn of 11 when the green man caem thru mai window. He reaped me.

 

 

“Illuminati Confirmed!” I shouted out. Oh God how I wish I hadn’t.

[[File:Screenshottotallynotfotoshopped.png|thumb|272x272px|Thiz waz teh screen shawt, yez I took 1. I have no idea hoe my cumpooter savd eet. Eet stil givs me nitmares.]]

A triangle with a top hat popped out from the behind of the murky gren pyramyid.

 

 

It was Akihiko Swaggy Usame. I knew that mother fucker had some role in the grand scheme of things. Oh, and by the way, Bill was still having a seizure at this point, just fort I shud let u kno. K den now bak 2 plat.

[[File:DDD.png|thumb|258x258px|Akihiko Swaggy Usame]]

“But weren’t you going out with…?!!?!?!?!??!!?!?” I exclaimed.

 

I’m dying now, I feel a warmth moving towards me, it’s Shrek, I’m so, so.very.happy…”

 

 

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