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[[File:LeviLieksWeedEveryday.png|thumb|326x326px|Do you believe in life after Levi?]]
Last time we left off, it had been 20 years since the start
of the zombie apocalypse meaning at this moment in time, the year was 2035.
 
in time, the year was 2035.
 
I was about to die due to lack of sweg. But Shrek saved me
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Shrek, being the merciful and holy, omnipotent being he was,
gave me the power of Google Translate. This would be extremely convenient. I
 
would be extremely convenient. I
could now understand anime without subtitles! HOLY SHIT THIS WAS REVOLUTIONARY!
And I jazzed in mah pantz. Lol so funny ROFL.
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‘HELL 696’ Written using the zombie’s ashes. A pentagram was
slowly being formed from the ashes and it started to glow. An helicoptoe waz
[[File:I'm so sexy OMFG ROFL.png|thumb|220x220px|Mai ROFL COPTER.]]
started to glow. An helicoptoe waz
formin’ from tehh ashe ketchups. Not just en e helicopte tho. It was the ROFL
COPTER!
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“Wer ist da?” The older one said.
[[File:Me at 33.jpg|thumb|249x249px|Me at 33, Sexy as ever.]]
 
“Shrek sagte mir, Sie zu finden.” I said. I looked inside
the cave and saw white paint was splattered all over the walls.
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“SKY! I looked up to you when I was younger, why did you do
this?”
[[File:PewdsSkySnoopIlluminati.png|thumb|220x220px|Mutahar, Sky, Snoop, and Pewds. All endorsers of Faze and NWO.]]
 
Sky laughs and says:
 
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makes things 50% more inconvenient than before. What the fuck did he expect?
His titan form’s 15 meters tall.
[[File:TeamNoob.png|thumb|257x257px|Noob Offensive]]
 
Pewds uses his brenwoshing powars on Levi and converts him
to a bro. God fucking damn it, he was the only person in the Noob squad who
 
person in the Noob squad who
wasn’t a complete retard. Yes he has major fucking OCD, but he’s not retarded
on a scale of 1 to Eren.