Minecraft Satan Edition: Difference between revisions

iI loved Minecraft. Notice the past-tense in "love". I know you might not believe this, but I stopped playing minecraftMinecraft because I found out that the devil was behind it. Let me explain.One day I was playing with my friend Erik. I didn't have minecraft for PC, I only had xboxXbox edition. I wanted some way to play minecraftMinecraft on the go, so I bought Pocket edition. Since Erik didn't have an xbox, he had pocket edition too. So we decided to play with each other, viewing our creations,  stuff like that. He asked me If I had a sort of Parkour map. I did, so I scrolled down to what I called "Parkour World". As I scrolled down, I noticed a world simply called "Hell". The screenshot for the world was the nether, which was weird because it wasn't added in yet. So I simply deleted the world. Nothing happened. I keeped trying to delete it, but It wouldn't go away. Since my friend was waiting patiently, I decided to ignore it and go to my world. After that, we played the parkour and screwed around. What was weird was that I found Invisible blocks that would randomly replace stuff around the world. At first I didn't care , until almost the whole world was covered in invisible blocks. Erik couldn't do anything because he was trapped by all of the blocks. Luckily, I made a backup of the world just for this occasion. I deleted the current world and we went to the backup world. But what was strange was that the splash text on the title screen said 666. I thought it was a weird joke and moved on.

When we joined the server, we got bored and started to spawn some cows. But was weird was that the cows looked depressed. When they died, they would let out a distorted  cry. We were both creeped out, and decided to exit and play a survival server.When I joined, I had all my items as last time. But what was weird was that the apple was covered in poison. It wasn't even named a Golden apple. It was called the "Poison apple".I was freaked out, but Erik was even more, as on his kindle, he saw creepers. But these weren't any normal creepers, as their faces were full of tears. Freaked out, Erik ran away, as the creeper exploded with it's guts going out of it's body. He collected these items, which were named, "Bloody Sulfur". Erik came to my house, in where he looked at his crafting chest. If he combined a bloody sulfur with an arrow, he could create a decorative item simple "Lovely Decoration". Erik was scared as much as I was. Suddenly, A cluster of zombies, skeletons, and spiders, all angry and covered in blood, approached us. They looked realistic, as if the mobs actually were real. We tried to turn it to peaceful, we tried to kill them, we tried to exit, but nothing would work.I wasn't stupid of course, so I tried shutting of my ipadiPad. But after 4 seconds, the game came back on with an ear piercing scream. Suddenly, the chat said:

We just melted. Nobody else was in the house, and online was off. I looked at my iphoneiPhone. Then satan and feeeb had an argument.

I was just about to get my hammer and smash the ipod,iPad until I heard a scream from upstairs. It was my little brother, Andrew.  I went upstairs to find him with an apple in his body, bitten. There was text embeded on it that read "Poison Apple". Back downstairs, I saw in the chat:

Then Erik said to me "Eek!! WE MUST SMASH OUR TABLETS!!! LOOK AT MINE,  TOO! I looked at Erik's kindleKindle. Everything was a negative color.The music was heavily distorted and there was evil whispering in the background. Just then, Erik accidentally mined the door. All the monsters came in and quickly blew up Erik. As they blew him up ingame, he exploded in real life.