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One time, when I was 7, my parents abandoned me at gas station. This moment ruined my life. But not nearly as much as what happened to me just a week ago. I guess I like the YouTuber Moist Critical. After all, I only watch him at least once a day so yeah I guess I tolerate him. My only real issue is that he doesn’t take his shirt off enough. But other than that, we stan him. One day while looking through channel a noticed a video that was off. It was just uploaded a few seconds ago. The thumbnail was Charlie in a dark room. Instead of wearing a white shirt, he was wearing a blue one. It’s not like him to do that. He always wears white. The title was the most concerning detail. It read: “im done with keeping secrets” and was completely in lowercase.
I clicked on the video thinking that was just a glitch. It started with Charlie staring at the camera in complete silence for a few minutes. Then he sighed. “I can’t hide the truth anymore” he said in monotone voice. “For the past several months, I have been making fun of a certain toy pretending that I didn’t get it. But I did. I called it a fetish thing because I knew it was. For it is my fetish. I love the shitting unicorn toy. It appeals to my sexual desires. I can’t keep lying about my true feelings for it anymore. I have tried to stick my dick into the toy’s mouth multiple times.
It gives me a boner every time it shits into its small plastic toilet. I can’t stop thinking about it. It is the true reason why I am moist. I must go for they will come for me now that I have told the truth”. The video then abruptly ended. I took a few screenshots of the video and thumbnail and posted them onto Reddit. When I went back to take more screenshots the video was gone. Someone later commented on my post. They said: “Here’s part 2:” and the link to another video. I clicked on it. What I saw will forever haunt me for the rest of my life.
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