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== PLOT ==
The movie begins with a dark and depressing city street, soon zooming up to an alleyway, showing the Monopoly Man ('''Dennis Hopper'''), living on the streets in a cardboard box without a job and with nobody around.
The Monopoly Man, after throwing up slightly, has his million dollars blow away and it results in a wacky chase scene throughout the depressing streets of seemingly New York City; several people get involved in the chase: Santa Claus, a chimpanzee, '''Mike Myers''', and a senile old woman.
He suddenly purchases a mad amount of hallucinogenic drugs from a female dealer who calls herself Sadie ('''Megan Fox), '''and uses them, before long, he endures a crazy and psychedelic trip montage accompanied by the song "E-Pro" by Beck. Giant dice fall from the sky behind him, cracking the board as he runs on it, all the way from Baltic to Park Place, while the police men on the "Go to Jail" space fly after him on Community Chest cards. Flashing back to the present at that point, the police are really chasing the monopoly man as it returns to his high-world, "E-Pro" still playing as he runs through the completely orange jail, freeing the all-white prisoners as he goes; it cuts to a shot of he and the prisoners riding on the B&O Railroad while rainbow colors start to set in, the police still after them, flying their community chest cards.
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== Reception ==
Since I was the only one who watched it, and I'm coughing up ash and glass and suffering burns from my TV exploding, I give this movie 1 star. This movie doesn't scrape the bottom of the barrel. This movie isn't the bottom of the barrel. This movie isn't below the bottom of the barrel. This movie doesn't deserve to be mentioned in the same sentence with barrels.
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