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▲ I was walking down the road when I saw a garage sale. I was very curious and I checked it out. I loved garage sales and I loved Michael Jackson, so I hoped to see some new Michael Jackson CD's there, maybe right next to the hand sanitizer? But instead I found a CD that had "Mozart Symphony No. 42". I knew Mozart only wrote 41 symphonies, so I thought it was a symPHONY. But right next to it was sheet music that had blood all over it. I then asked the mysterious garage owner how much. He said "666 cents" which I instantly calculated to be 6 dollars and 66 cents. But I was too busy calculating the price that I noticed it was the devil's number. I've had a lot of time to think after purchasing it and listening to it, and in hindsight I should never have gone to the garage sale. I bought it using my very own credit card (jealous?) and then the garage owner said "You shouldn't have done that..."
{{email|Oh oh oh oh
Damn, the blood rises
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This is my last symphony
There will be more villainy}}
{{email|Ohhhhh ahhh ohhhhhh woahhhhh
There will be no more Mozartttt... (Bah Bah Bah Bummm...)
Only death and despairr (Despair!)
It has dominion over alllll (Bah Bah Bah Bummm!!)
The Red Death (Red Deathhhhh)
Ehhh Uhhh Ehhh Uhh Ahhh
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And now my final message (His last)
(inaudible) (yeah yeah go Mozart)}}
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▲ Mozart's last line could not be translated. It is likely a version of old Austrian, or the low quality of the CD recording. After I wrote this down, I burned the CD so noone would ever have to go through the torture I had to. But once it was burned, the ghosts of Mozart and Beethoven appeared. They beat me to death. I could never listen to another Michael Jackson song.
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