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I'm back into the mystery again and OH BOY! I finally got EVIL PATRIXXX in my possesion! I questioned him, he had to replay "WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH ME???!?" I said "Just calm down! This is just a questioning session!" He then ripped the steel holder's apart and pinned me and planned to stab me when Furbearingbrick busted in with a tranquilizer gun and shot EVIL PATRIXXX. She said "I think it's time this bitch stayed LOCKED. Me and brick took EVIL PATRIXXX to federal trollpasta prison, where today he is now forced to be the mascot for the trollpasta wiki. It turns out he had a brother, and it was just PATRIXXX. PATRIXXX was unspeakable but stayed calm, brick said to patrixxx "It's gonna be alright, besides he was a psycho anyway" Good thing this is stopped, but I have more cases to solve! Mr. Damnit signing off.
==MAY 10TH, 1971==
Well shit, life has catched on to me. MyM y wife has died of lung cancer, I TOLD HER NOT TO SMOKE! My boss told me I had another case to solve. And I had to find out who this "Jeff The Killer" was. So I went on to try and find him. I know this is a short entry but I will update this journal and see what I can find. Mr. Damnit, signing off.
==MAY 20TH, 1971==
Decided to get back on the case about Ol' Jeffy. People say he has murdered alot of people in his lifetime but is still in the line, I talked to the (alive) folks at Jeff's town. Only one could say something as all of them were really paronoid of him. He said "Well, he went into my neighbor's house, it's just. I can't stand it. He is a horrible man-child thing. He should not exist." Then he curled up into a ball and refused to talk agian. I went to Jeffy's house but he wasn't there, but he lived there alone. Didn't he kill his family too? I'm not sure. Anyway I went back home and let it give another 5 days. Mr. Damnit, signing off.
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