My First Boner: Difference between revisions

It was the night before Christmas, and everything was gay. The spoiled little shits slept, whilst horses ate hay. In one little house, just around the corner, was ten year old me; a sad little loner. However, this Christmas Eve, I was going to witness something magical:

 

 

After reaching home, I felt successful. All those none-jizzy years had been quite distressful. Thanking Shrek, he then went away. He told me that I was also gay. This didn't help the fact that I was still a loner, but I was happy, as I had experienced my first boner.

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