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[Did our heroes make it out alive? Will the world ever go back to normal? Will Leonardo Dicaprio ever get his ice cream he was promised? Who the Hell is responsible for writing the atrocity? All these questions and more will be answered...in the DLC pack available to download for $29.95...per part….or $130.99 for the whole pack!]
== Part 5 DLC ==
'''''Archiver note:''' The original page for the DLC is lost, so I had to transcribe these parts from the SomeOrdinaryGamers reading.''
We woke up in a pitch black room, pressed wall to wall with each other. Our bodies were sore and tired and we struggled to breathe in the cramped compartments.
“Did we make it? Are we dead?” Someone asked, but I couldn't tell who it was exactly. “I think we're in purgatory! ASSSSSS!!!!!!”
Suddenly something broke the silence all around us, a loud ‘TSSSSSSS’ eminated from the center of the room. Without any warning, we were suddenly thrown in all directions by a mysterious explosion.
Looking up into the sky confirmed we were in some sort of forested area at night. I gays-ed from side to side, spotting what remained of what I assumed to be the room we were in.
Floating blocks of wood planks dotted the area above the crater. “Looks like someone built a shitty Minecraft house in the middle of the woods.” I stated. I walked up and repeatedly punched one of the wood blocks, only for it to crumble and fall to my feet. I picked it up and put it in my front middle pocket (giggity).
“Well, what now?” Markiplier asked. “Well the way my erotic fan-fiction ended was all of you gang-bang me!” I grew giddy. In sync, they all shook their heads in looks of disgust. “Let's find our way out of here, I still want my damn ice cream.” Dicaprio spoke.
So as we set off in a random direction, eventually coming up to a public park, “There!” Dicaprio pointed to an ice cream stand that was still open at the time for some reason.
Two clerks and a big-headed cat looking thing waited on a woman dressed in black with long blonde hair. We lined up as the clerk spoke. “Excuse me!” The female clerk spoke. “Know what you like just yet?” “Well, every one of them looks great.” The blonde haired woman replied. “Then try them all! Knock yourself out!” The big-headed cat suggested. “But where would I put them all?” She rebutted.
The clerks were getting visibly nervous at this point. The blonde woman suddenly bursts out “I know! I'll take a triple cone with chocolate, strawberry, and cookies and cream!” People behind the counter quickly made the cone and handed it to the lady with a “Thank you!”
She turned to us. I knew her from somewhere, but couldn't put my finger on it. “Do I know you from somewhere?” I asked. “I don't think so.”
Dicaprio got in front of the counter ready to give his order, but the clerks turned around and walked away exhausted. “That was an interesting way to spend an entire day!” One of them commented.
Dicaprio clenched his fists as he began throwing a fit like a 2 year old. He punched and kicked the ice cream stand in a rage. Then he kicked a random propane tank sitting on the ground.
The cart exploded, sending chunks of metal and ice cream upwards. We were plastered with every kind of flavor. Rocky Road, Mintberry Crunch, Dino Crunch, Hardboard Crunch, Morning Wood, and even Michael Flatley flavor. I looked up at the sky as a large blob of white ice cream landed on my face. “Won't be the first time I've been hit in the face with white stuff!” I smiled. “Shit the fuck!” AVGN cried out.
“Well, what do we do now?” Mutahar asked, blobs of Banana Erection dripping from his hat. Suddenly we heard rumbling, a mechanical whirring off in the distance. We stood there as it grew louder and louder, but then we saw what was making all the noise. An AT-AT walker from Star Wars aiming its chin-cannon straight at us!
[Cliffhanger ending! OMG SO EDGY!]
== Part 6 DLC ==
And then we all made out, and I got super preggers. The end.
== Part 7 DLC ==
Then 9 months later a skeleton popped out!
== Part 8 DLC ==
And then the skeleton put on a top hat and started dancing to “HELLO MY BABY! HELLO MY HONEY! HELLO MY RAGTIME GAL!”
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