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I know you guys won't believe this, but something terrifying has happened in my life. Hell, I didn't believe it at first either. I'm going to warn you right now, this isn't any scary story or anything. I didn't get this game from some old man or off eBay. It was just a normal game...or so I thought.
I had always been a huge fan of Super Mario games with Mario 64 being my absolute favorite. I'd play it for hours on end on my Nintendo 64 and enjoyed every minute of it. Sadly, my basement was flooded and my system along with my games were unplayable. Scrambling for a means to replay my favorite childhood game, I downloaded a Nintendo 64 emulator and ROM off the internet. I had previously purchased my own USB Nintendo 64 controller as well to make it feel as nostalgic as possible.
I walked into Bowser's castle and I heard the devil say "HAHA JASON YOU'RE NEXT" and I got really spooked and wondered how the game knew my name. Suddenly, the screen faded to black and showed MY OWN FAMILY ON THE SCREEN EXCEPT I WASN'T THERE. I WAS REPLACED WITH A SKELETON!!!!!! I
got really scared and started to cry. Except I wasn't crying tears, I was crying blood!!! Hyper-realistic blood!!! I felt the Nintendo 64 controller start to burn my hands and I dropped it on the floor. The controller cracked in half on the floor and blood oozed out of it. I started getting really spooked. Suddenly, my closet door slammed open and a euphoric skeleton popped out. He tilted his fedora and summoned Carl Sagan to finish me off. The skeleton walked over to me and made me drink Mountain Dew and Doritos. Then my body exploded with hyper-realistic blood everywhere.
P.S YOU'RE NEXT
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