My encounter with britsh sonic: Difference between revisions

HELLO I was on the internet one day and I clicked on a link I should not have .Me was in the website and it said Sonic the hedgehog(RATED R FREE NO VIRUS) I WAS VERY EXITED ABOUT!ITS A NEW SONIC GAME NOT RELEASED YET!I click on the green button that has the text dowland!Once downloaded I loaded the game and itz say In order for it to work all me need to disable my anti virus and I disable waiting for itz to loan!WTF WHY I HAS VIRUS and WHYS DO I HEAZ “you are a idioit ha aha ha”!?I AM SCARED BUT THE GAM LOADS ANS ITS SAYS CLICK ME WHICH I DOZ.Then the Sega intro happened but it sounds like an hyperealsticly demonic and evil?!I got scared When I Hard the scari yell.Then the worst thing that could Han ever was the title screen was Sonic but in the back in said fleetway world.I was crying and terrified because this was going to be a britsh which was terrifying because britsh is the worst thing in the world they are not normal.I tired turning off the computer but it would not then I saw words on by tv “hello ______ this yar faith there is no esapce!”I was crying because I would have to play something that is related to britsh .It started off with sonic walking then he ran.He had a evil smile and went to a birds nest.They bird say hello son-.He pulled out a bloody knife and stabbed the birds .Then and grabbed 2 pieces of bread and once he cooked the birds body he ate it and blood poured . I was shocked I new that Sonic was a good guy and I knew he was sometimes bit of dickhead in this but he never would commit murder.Then I started playing tails I started to walk then the quality got bad the I saw creams mom.She said hello but then started scream when tails opened his mouth.He said time to die bitch don’t you know we eat your kind?She tired to run away but then trips on a rock and she starts crying.Tails appears behind her and says you will die at my hands bitch.He stabs her and starts cooking her body and then eats her in front of cream while she cries and then he does the same to cream.I could not believe it why would tails swear!Then I cried when I saw all the blood it looked so real almost as if they murder someone real for this part of the game.Tails then said oh ha don’t you know foxes hunt rabbits that was delicious.it. It the knuckles who was smoking weed cause he was high in the sky he ate a lot of animals there as I could see all the blood everywhere.

Then I was in playing sonic in GOD KILL THE FATASS