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"But this is not the end," a voice boomed. I couldn't recognize the voice, so I got my lazy ass up and looked outside to see who was chanting some more stuff at me. I was really shaken when I saw who it was. It was (pausing for dramatic effect) Tommy. I was shaken because I thought he was still mad at me for stealing all of his Mountain Dew and Doritos and getting into FaZe while he was stuck in the Chinese knockoff, RaZe. He was hollering at me to come outside to show me something. I got of my fat lazy ass to see what it was he wanted to show me. Instead of showing me something, he groped me and then Kim Kardashian came up behind and put me in a brown potato sac. I don't know how I fit inside this bag, because as I've previously stated, I weigh about 400 pounds. I didn't think too much though, because I was inside a bag and being carried off by my best friend and potential boyfriend, Tommy and Kim Kardashian. I hate her so much. She always gets fame even though she doesn't do anything to deserve it and she's just a retarded ugly piece of shit that needs to die in a hole to help America and the rest of the world. When I woke up, I found myself in a light room with Tommy. He began to pull his dick out and began slapping me in the face with it. I didn't like it because he was too small for me so how did it even hit me in the face and hurt? How the hell am I suppose to know. Anyway, after that painfulness of a 2 centimeter dick hitting me in the face, he took out a gun and proceeded to shove the small handgun up his ass and make weird, orgasmic, ear-wrenching sounds that almost made me die of starvation. I ran out of the room and was stopped by a familiar figure in the hallway. It was Muhammad Ali! I thought he died a long time ago. "Why the hell aren't you dead!?" I screamed. He replied with a sexy boner-enducing voice "I was resurrected by the 7 dragon balls to kill and rape little fat shits like you." He tried to punch me, but he instead doubled over in pain and I kicked him in his secret Chinese dick. I went out of the ripoff of the FaZe headquarters.