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NOT! FOOLED YOU! NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP! NEVER GONN LET YOU DOWN! NEVER GONNA RUN AROUND AND HURT YOU! Ok. I fooled and Rick Rolled you!
Moving on. the kool-iad man said: "Where the fuck is that egg? Fred Flinstone said: "He was eaten you dumb red ass." Next thing I know, Justin Beiber hijacked a ferrari and the tire falcon punched Snoop Dogg's house. I was revived when the person who ate me took a shit and I was thrown into the sewers with the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Another fucking Mayflower smashed through the sewers. This one had Mario, Sanic, Tails Doll, Slenderman, your mother, a bag of weed, french fries, and the doge from HYPERREALISTIC DOGE WORLD. When everyone got off the ship the bag of weed started fucking itself. Then Mickey Mouse came out of nowhere and started trying smoking the weed. It worked but then teh weed went inside him and starting having gay sex with his organs and eventually killed him.
I checked some weird map of the sewers. An anus was discovered down here. kept on walking and eventually found a broken down dildo-shaped aircraft. I checked the inside and found Captain Falcon. He was ded. The HEavy from TF2. came out of the aircraft with the sandvich. "what the fuck are you doing here tiny man?" he spoke. "I came down here by accident okay?" I replied. The HEavy took out his gating gun and bitch slapped me with it. I fell unconcious. I can't remember anything after that horrible expierience. I was back in the 1400s. There was no Playstation 3. There was no Mayflower, no TV, no doges, no Justin Beibers, no Shreks, nothing. I just had a sexual fantasy of all of those horny characters.
I killed myself by ripping my balls off and begun sufficating myself. I wrote this with my dead body, teh end. FOR REEL DIS TIEM!!!!!111
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