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My plug was down and out for the rest of the month. I couldn’t get anything off of him.
 
The retarddumbass had relapsed and jammed a whole table leg up ass, and his whole anus prolapsed on Instagram Live.
 
I had to turn to my “alternate” methods to acquire the goop.
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the rubber looking pteradactyl stares into my soul and says something
 
“broke ass fool. you do not have any. food. retarddumbass. how do you not have any food. not even bread.”
 
on the left, the tall, fur-swarthed entity, with deep white eyes and a skull mask also retorts a few words
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i dont feel any pain, my legs just slide off.
 
wtf nmigga!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
the blue rubber bird stares at me and yells
 
“eviscerate this retarddumbass.”
 
suddenly, both 1471 and fang approach me, and rip my face off
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