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As I was walking home (I lived nearby) I was wondering what was inside the case. Sonic 06? SOnic R? Both good games. I decided to open the case. The cd had nothing written on it but there was a note on the inside. It was from Barney! it said…
''Peggy,''
''For the love of god destroy this game. And don’t play it. Trust me. I know you like to do stupid shit but I am not shitting you right now you have to believe me. It’s fucking cursed.''
''-Barney''
Barney is so silly! He tries to play pranks on me all the time. I put the note back into my cd-case and continued home. But, another note was on my doorstep.
''Boy, kinda chilly today huh''
''-N.E.''
Chilly? It was the middle of summer. Who was N.E.? I was going to find out soon, but, I didn’t really want to know. And trust me when I say, Barney was right, I didn’t want to.
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I was starting to feel like I was going to piss myself. But, I clicked continue one more time. There was a person on the screen. It was…. Barney?!
''“Peggy…… please help me…..”''
I started screaming “WHAT THE HELL BARNEY THIS ISN’T FUNNY ANYMORE”
''“This isn’t a joke… I’m stuck in the game because of Nipples the Enchilada. The only way to get me out is to break the game.”''
“N-Nipples?” just as I said that, Nipples the Enchilada appeared on the screen. His eyes were like black holes. His fist-nipples were coated in hyper-realistic blood. He had a sadistic look on his face and he was standing right behind Barney. Then he began to speak.
''“Allow me to introduce myself. I’m Nipples the Enchilada. I can break through bones with my rock-hard fist nipples……….. Boy, It’s kinda chilly today huh…….”''
THE NOTE. Just as I was thinking about the note, my room became ice-cold. I felt like I had frost bite. Especially…. in my nipples.
''“PEGGY QUICK TAKE OUT THE GAME AND DESTROY IT”''
Just as I was about to take out the game, the room became very windy. So windy I had trouble moving. But, I was able to open it. I kept hearing Nipples scream about how he wants Barney to give him the emrahlds. But, I tried to ignore while I snapped the disc in half. Then again. Then again. Then again. Then again. Then again. Then again. Then again. Then again. Then again. Then again. Then again. Then again. Then again. Then again. Then again. Then again. Then again. Then again. Then one last time.
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