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One day I was at the flea market because it is fun and I find lots of cool video game shit there. I was looking for my rad friend Barney but instead there was an old man in Barney’s place. “What happened to Barney? I asked the old man.
“I have no fucking clue but he left this for you.” It was a cd that said “A sonic game”. I play the occasional Sonic the Hedgehog, though, I’m not very good. But, if Barney is giving it to me, it must be good.
As I was walking home (I lived nearby) I was wondering what was inside the case. Sonic 06? SOnic R? Both good games. I decided to open the case. The cd had nothing written on it but there was a note on the inside. It was from Barney! it said…
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''-Barney''
Barney is so silly! He tries to play pranks on me all the time. I put the note back into my cd-case and continued home. But, another note was on my doorstep.
''Boy, kinda chilly today huh''
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A fan game? Is that what Barney doesn’t want me to play? A poorly made one, too.But, I had to find out. So, I pressed start. But, I keep hearing something whisper “emrahld…”. I just shrugged it off, and started playing.
I was Sonic. The level was just flat and really plain. The ground was black. The sky was red. I began to move forward until I reached a cliff. I thought about going down until something appeared in front of me. It looked like knuckles. It was screaming “EMRAHLDS” and then beat sonic to a bloody pulp in front of me. I was horrified.
I was back at the start menu. This time there was a continue option. I clicked that. It was the same only this time I was playing as what looked like Tails. I went to the cliff again and what looked like Knuckles came back. Only this time Tails started to fly. But… with his arms. He was screaming in an ear-piercing manner. It almost sounded real. Then, what I thought was knuckles pulled him down and gave him the sonic treatment.
I was starting to feel like I was going to piss myself. But, I clicked continue one more time. There was a person on the screen. It was…. Barney?!
''“Peggy…… please help me…..”''
I started screaming “WHAT THE HELL BARNEY THIS ISN’T FUNNY ANYMORE”
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''“PEGGY QUICK TAKE OUT THE GAME AND DESTROY IT”''
Just as I was about to take out the game, the room became very windy. So windy I had trouble moving. But, I was able to open it. I kept hearing Nipples scream about how he wants Barney to give him the emrahlds. But, I tried to ignore while I snapped the disc in half. Then again. Then again. Then again. Then again. Then again. Then again. Then again. Then again. Then again. Then again. Then again. Then again. Then again. Then again. Then again. Then again. Then again. Then again. Then one last time.
Before me stood Barney. “You can stop crying now.” he told me.
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That night we both went to a bon fire and threw the remains of the disc in when no one was looking. We did hear a little bit of screams, but, we shrugged it off. We knew we were free from the evil know as Nipples the Enchilada.
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