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I just looked up on eBay where I can find a copy of this game, and to my trigonometrical surprise, I found one that was selling for only ten thousand dollars. I used my father's credit card and clicked on "buy". Right after that, my computer let out a green smoke, and it showed the blue screen of death, and then suddenly it blew up hyper-realistically.
I just assumed it was a glitch so I continued with my daily life of playing Need For Speed games and jacking off to the Lamborghini Murciélago, eagerly awaiting
A decade has already passed, and out of my peripheral, hexademic and caleidoscopic vision I noticed the mailman arriving in a radiation suit and carefully taking out my ordered copy of Need For Speed: Carbon and then threw it through my window in panic. I thought nothing of it, so I just picked up my long awaited game.
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The cover was pretty ordinary, it showed a crashed car, and a bleeding corpse nearby, but what took me by surprise is that instead of the name Carbon the game had the title "Need For Speed: Uran" on it. I just assumed it was a printing mistake, so I opened the case, and I noticed the disc was glowing, like alien poo. Inside the case was also a mail. It had written "Don't play this game, you will die if you do." I though it was normal though, so I eagerly popped in the disc to finally play the game.
When I turned on my Playstation 2, it suddenly started burning in green flames, and the television showed a quick slideshow of car crash victims bleeding hyper-realistically with blood. But I just assumed it was some kind of glitch so I
I created a new profile and immediately started a new career mode. The career mode began and I was at the part where you arrive at Palmont City with your boner-inducing BMW M3 GTR. Meanwhile all around the canyon there were hyper-realistic corpses laying around everywhere, bleeding with red blood, and outside of my
He rammed my car, and it instantly burst into green flames and red blood. Simultaneously I heard a loud explosion outside, but I thought nothing of it so I just continued playing. And right after that it played a digitalized version of the cutscene afterwards. And then Darius arrived in his Audi Le Mans Quattro. He also had empty eye sockets bleeding with blood. He told Cross to leave and told me that he will deal with me. It instantly brought me to the hyper-realistic car class selection screen. Everything seemed normal, but then I noticed something was off...
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