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And then suddenly Darius arrived in his car, and simultaneously I noticed that outside of my house there stood a car that looked exactly like his, but I simply ignored it and kept playing. Right there the cutscene played where he called Cross to take me down and told me that he will control the entire city, but I just assumed it was a... no, wait, that's actually in the game. Nevermind.
But suddenly I noticed outside that a person who looked like Darius exit that car I mentioned before, and he looked straight at me. It was unimportant, so I kept playing. I was continuing with the hyper-realistic and gory career mode as usual, and suddenly I was finally able to buy a Lamborghini Murciélago. My boner
So I kept playing as usual and I finally got to the last race with Darius, and then I noticed the Darius guy outside was murdering innocent bystanders, but I was too busy jacking off to my Murciélago to contact the police or something. I finally won the race against Darius, when suddenly my annoying older brother, who was an enthusiastic and greasy brony came into my room to watch me jacking it to my Murciélago. My television began shaking erratically at the sight of my annoying brother, and then the monitor blew up, leaving a huge gaping hole.
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