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I go in, and meet Malon, who makes me wake up her father, Mario. I complete this task and go see Princess Zelda, a dumb slut. After running through a shitty guard system, Link enters the Castle Courtyard, and Zelda freaks the fuck out. But then Link shows her the first spiritual stone, and she says she had saw him in her dreams. Creepy. She tells Link to go look in the window, while she does ?. He peaks inside to find Ganondorf, and then Ganondorf smiles and looks at him. Normally. But then, Link pulls out a gun, and shoots him right the fucking head, just like Mido. His head exploded into tiny bits, and it was so damn hyper realistic. The king, who doesn't appear in this game, actually appeared in the window and said "Wut the fuk r u doin u mutherfuker?" Link shoots him too, and then goes through the window. He puts his sunglasses on and takes a seat on the throne. Zelda. being a bitch, is all like "Y'd u kill my dad? :(" Then Link, actually speaking with the voice of a grown man says "Shut up you dumb whore" and kicks her in the mouth, very hyperrealistically. He sits back down, wearing sunglasses, a black trench coat, and holding a shotgun.

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