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Hey there everybody! This is my first Trollpasta, based on the ever-popular (and overrated) Sonic.EXE.
▲I always loved Sonic. I mean who doesn't? One day I had some nostalgia going on for the blue hedgehog. But when I was moving my Sega Genesis exploded for no particular reason. Then my games did too, and my mother threw them away. I was so sad. Well I decided to look around my town to look for a computer version of Sonic when this creepy old man walked up to me. He said "Hey there, looking for some video games?" I slowly walked away, because, trusting creepy old men is kind of a stupid idea. Then I went to my generic local used games shop. I saw a jewel case with a disc in it and the dic had the words SONIC.VIDEOTHINGY on it. I walked up to the shop owner asked how much. He then said "J-just take it, it's free, just get that thing outta my sight!" Well I took the game with me and put it in my PC. It was downloading and the downlaoding stopped at 666%. I wish I knew how that was possible, oh well. Then I played the game while it was still downloading! The game booted up and this title screen loaded up and I noticed there was blood! Not only blood but-but HYPER-REALISTIC BLOOD! D: I also noticed some polluted stuff and Sonic's black out eyes, but HYPER-REALISTIC BLOOD! How's that not scary? Well I began the game even though the intro screen looked totally suspicious.
The level was named "DEATH HELL ZONE ACT 1." I began playing the zone and I noticed polluted water, blood, hyper-realistic blood, polluted blood, and even hyper-realistic polluted blood water. It was pretty freaky. I also saw Sonic. He was staring into me and right into my soul. So I moved him foward and I saw dead animals. They were hanging off of trees, and I saw them laying on the ground as well. I mean holy crap was this creepy. So he kept on running until I saw Tails. Tails is a pretty cool guy, so I walked up to him and then Sonic slit Tails' throat with a shank that was made from animal bones and I was like "OMGWTFBBQ!?" I kept on playing though, because, well just because. Also there was more hyper-realistic blood. That was some pretty freaky deaky stuff. Then I saw a textbox that said "I MAY OR MAY NOT BE GOD!!!" Then I was like :I Sonic may not be the most threatning villain now that I think about it. I then looked behind me and saw the Tails Doll! Even though he has nothing to do with this game, but I saw him! Then I ripped off his head, I mean he's a plush, not too hard to kill. I kepy on playing the game when Sonic walked up to Knuckles. I though "Oh sure he killed Tails, but he wouldn't kill Knuckles." Then he killed Knuckles. I honestly had no idea what I expected. Then it said "DEATH HELL ZONE ACT 2..."
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