O' Toodles: Difference between revisions

Far away, in the land known as the Mickey Mouse Clubhouse, there was great horror, pain and sorrow. As I turned on the T.V, I flipped to what was Disney Channel, but I remembered the Time Warner switched the channel numbers. I accidentally clicked on it and was about to back out of the channel, but to my eyes behold, I saw Mickey Mouse Clubhouse title on the screen. This MUST be Disney Channel, but why does it say ‘BLOD CHANNEL’ in the left hand corner? The title did look different though, it was in a baby bop font, and in hyperrealistic blood red coloring. Then, the ‘roll call’ intro with the Mickey Mouse Clubhouse theme song was starting, but I then notice it was in satan mode, and the theme song was playing backwards. When mickey was on screen, it looked as if half of his ear was bitten, and hyperrealistic blood was slowing dripping from it. I shrugged it off, merely thinking this was a halloween special. As the show continued, Mickey was standing in the middle of the clubhouse, but it was still in satan mode. He said, “Hello kids, today we will be roaming our beautiful home, hell.” I knew that SOMETHING must be wrong here. Disney would never talk about hell, or would it? Maybe BLOD CHANNEL, was making an adult parody of my favorite show, Mickey Mouse Clubhouse? No, this must be the real thing, I remember that Mickey Mouse Clubhouse rules, and they say NO to any parody making. ANYWAY, I saw Mickey dancing in place for a minute, but then the clubhouse door rang. Mickey skipped over to the door like he usually does, and the satan mode turned off. 666 Goofy’s were at the door in satan mode, then in regular color. They pushed Mickey out of the way, and stood in the middle of the Clubhouse where Mickey stood at the beginning of the show. With piercing eyes, the Goofy’s stared at the camera and said, “Hello kids. We are satan, pleasure to meet your acquaintance, but now, we will summon the devil's right hand man, a dictator of hellish rule, Toodles.” Mickey and The Goofy’s began their ritual dance, but I continued to watch. an atheist symbol and the words obey were on the floor, and the original Toodles from the regular show rose from the very spot. Mickey showed the tool for the day which were, Blood, a Hatchet, a crucifix burning, and the mystery mouse-ca-tool. I was appalled, but braved through the images with heavy courage. Mickey, Minnie, Donald, and Daisy, gathered on the other side of the clubhouse away from the Goofy’s. They talked about a rebellion of Satan, but then the Goofy’s rised behind them. “We heard that, bitches.”

 

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