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Trollpasta Wiki.
 
2015.
 
It was war. Copious amounts of Trollpastatrollpastas were being deleted by the admins and bureaucrats, several debates and flame wars ensued. The wiki had gone through a terrible stage known as The Purge<span style="color:rgb(84,84,84);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:small;line-height:18.2000007629395px;">™Purge™. And it had only just begun.</span>
 
Nominations for Trollpasta of the Year/Month were completely forgotten, same goes to Fail of the Year/Month nominations. We were too busy fighting this endless war. The Purge™ was truly one of the worst periods in Wikia history.
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With the awesome power of its originality, it could instantly wipe out every single shitty, unfunny Trollpasta in order to save this wiki and end The Purge™, like a 50-megaton hydrogen bomb wiping out civilization after civilization. However we were unsure whether we should use it or not, as it could only be used once and after that, it'd be no more. The greatest Trollpasta ever written would be gone forever after its usage. Is it worth it? Should the King of Trollpasta remain unused and kept safe on this wiki for readers to enjoy, or should we use it as a mass delete function to annihilate the thousands of terrible Trollpasta which put this wiki at risk of being shut down for good, and in the process, lose our best Trollpasta forever?
 
It was a difficult decision to make at first. Once the Original Trollpasta has been used, it cannot be restored or recreated. So our soldiers just kept bravely continued to fight on the battlefield, and defeat those shitty Trollpasta and their creators, one-by-one. But by the time The Purge™ is over, the wiki may have already been shut down, since Wikia gave us a time limit (a rather short one at that), like a ticking time bomb that explodes and destroys this wiki if every single shitty Trollpasta hasn't been deleted by then. Although The Purge™ was only meant to serve a good purpose (getting rid of shitty Trollpasta), it had instigated an immense war on this very wiki.
 
Here, our two Trollpasta Wiki bureaucrats have an important meeting.
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LOLSKELETONS decides to never promote any other user again. Ever.
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