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I was a huge fan of Omegalore's "Rise of the NIGHTMARE! Palace", but I had never played any of his other stuff. "This might be interesting.", I thought to my self.
 
[[File:Omegalore.png|thumb|160x160px|The self-extracting .EXE]]
As I opened the ZIP, there appeared to be no WAD, but instead an .exe simply titled "Omegalore". I opened it to find it was a self-extracting installer. As I did so, a WAD appeared in the directory. "Om3gaL0re.wad".
 
I opened it, and found the TITLEPIC replaced with a full-screen image of what I presumed to be Omegalore himself. He looked lanky and nerdy. I was expecting this to be a parody/jokewad, and I was intrigued.
 
The CREDIT lump was replaced with SOMEMONG, and I got immediately butthurt because I am a DoomWorld Forums member.
 
The music itself was a silly MIDI tune, certainly setting the mood to (what I thought was going to be) a JokeWAD. I entered the difficulty screen to see only one difficulty. "AHH BUGGER!". As I pressed enter, a message appeared.
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I closed GZDoom. I was both amused and horrified, but I figured nothing was to come out of this since it was only a .wad file.
[[File:Omegalorebackground.jpg|thumb|220x220px|What my desktop background became.]]
I was wrong. The next morning, when I started up my computer, I saw hyper-realistic Omegalore nipples on my desktop background accompanied by his swimming medals.
 
Then a skeleton popped out and spilt my root beer onto my motherboard.
 
=== AHH BUGGER ===
 
== UPDATE (1/11/2015) ==
Against my better judgment, I have decided to finally release this file to the world. After getting a new motherboard, I extracted the damn thing from my HDD and uploaded it to this URL.
 
'''''.WAD file is currently lost, as the link no longer works.'''''
 
I'm not responsible for any problems, supernatural or not, that occur when you play this.
 
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