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"I have now become Ryannnnnxxxxx" "Bow before me!" Then he instantly turned back to normal and said "I'm just kidding, can I have your vote? It's only $19.99 (+ shipping and handling)" I couldn't speak because my jaw was badly damaged, so he just gave me a card with his name on it (that's all there was on it) and told me to call the number on it (it was a gay sex hotline) Then, he farted off to the white house!
Mitt Romney, Obama, Joe Biden, and Patrixxx (our 5 presidents) walked by me. I asked them for help, but they beat me up and stole all of my lunch money, however I told the teacher on them, and they all got a detention! I eventually decied to vote Patrixxx as president, because I wanted him to become the first woman to become president.
And then a skeleton popped out!
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