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Persistently trying for the past few hours, nothing happened, so I just continued with the game. I walked past the door, and was prompted with another text box. "TURN BACK" Of course I didn't take any orders from the game, because i'm not an idiot. I reached the end of the hallway, blood randomly spattering on the walls as I pass more headless bodies. I was told to "TURN BACK" again, and the text was distorted this time, so I turned back because the text was distorted. Going back to the same door, I saw that face from the tree I saw earlier in the wall. I examined the face and it said "yoU were MADe By fRO?m me" I thought the text was just some fucked up gibberish, so I went to the door and opened it. It showed a giant picture of a dead face with dead eyes and bloody mouth with a bloody moustache. The banana took control of the game. He tore the moustache off of the picture, and started to laugh, the picture started to cry blood. The banana stuck the moustache on his now fucked up face. The banana was covered in blood with one of his eyes hanging out. He had a couple of toothpicks stuck inside of him too. I regained control of the game. I walked back out of the door and there was a computer on a desk.[[File:BaNAN.jpg|thumb|This is him.]]

Under the impression that this program was fucking retarded, I hit yes, because I do in fact enjoy cucumbers. The computer produced a very loud version of "Giygas is Fatally Wounded!" from EarthBound and my dog exploded. Blood was everywhere, but I shrugged it off and kept going with the application. The "music" was still going but I got used to it after a while, and then the screen violently flashed a blood red tint, and guess what the fuck happened. Another. Fucking. Banana. The screen was still flashing red with the banana on screen. My electricity went out, but my desktop was still on somehow, with that terrible sound playing and that horrifying banana flashing on the screen. A text box appeared that said "NONE FOR YOU" I swear to god my heart stopped at that point. I forcequit the program because it wouldnt close normally, and now my background was... THAT SAME FUCKING BANANA FROM THE GAME'S MONITOR. I fell back in my chair in shock and hit my head on the solid floor splitting it in half.[[File:Troll_Face.png|thumb|The face in the tree.]]