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My boss named Pablo B. Dicks attacked everybody in the office today and almost killed us. Also, his middle name is Ballsack.

My colleagues and I went to Mr. Dicks' for our paycheck because he hasn't paid us for 3 months. When we walked into his office, Mr. Dicks dickslapped us with his dick. Two colleagues got injured.

Now he has us trapped in the money safe of his office and he's gonna whip us with his ballsack again! I managed to grab my Palm Pilot before he threw us in here, so that's how I'm able to make this post.

Help!


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