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[[File:PrlGitsErselfDed.png|thumb|The Scary Pearl! Oooh! Spoopy!]]
<p class="a-b-r-La a-b-ja-Eb-Vb" style="user-select:text;font-family:"CourierNew",Courier,monospace,arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;white-space:pre-wrap;word-wrap:break-word;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-weight:normal;">Before you read thos, remember that this ios not any kind of pastea, and is totes magoats reall. So it's not creepypasta, torllpasta, and dimfinitely niot ravioli. Hello. My name is Ronald Spice. Me and mys sister, Racheal Spice, am a huge fan ogf steven universe. ora t leaste we WERWE! DUN DUN DUN!!!</p>
<p class="a-b-r-La a-b-ja-Eb-Vb" style="user-select:text;font-family:"CourierNew",Courier,monospace,arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;white-space:pre-wrap;word-wrap:break-word;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-weight:normal;">You see, it all started with a lost episode of steven universe I heard rumors aboot on da interwebs. Apparently it was cut by the Cartton Net5work. When I asked Rebbeca Sugar about it she was all like "Lost episode? What lost episode? We dojn't have a lost episofde!" She was acting so much like pearfl I thought that gher nosde would turln pointy an beak-like antuy cenond jnow! But I was determined to finf\d it. ANd find it I did. But was I read? NO!!! NOBONDY COLD BE REDDY FOR DA HORReR!</p>
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<p class="a-b-r-La a-b-ja-Eb-Vb" style="user-select:text;font-family:"CourierNew",Courier,monospace,arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;white-space:pre-wrap;word-wrap:break-word;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-weight:normal;">It then cuss to Peel's room, were she pulled out here speer and sord. SHE PLAYED HER SPEER LIK A VOILIN USING HER SWORD AS A BO TO PLAY A COVER OF "It"s oveer, isn it"! I WAS SO SCARE! She remarked tht she may have disc-covered a new talent. BUT THEN AMYTHST WITH NO DOTS EMERGED FRUM BEHINDER AND TRID TO AET HER HEAD WHOL BUT PRL STABBED HEER IN THE CHEST TO POOF HER WITHOUT MOVING ANY BUT HER ARM!</p>
<p class="a-b-r-La a-b-ja-Eb-Vb" style="user-select:text;font-family:"CourierNew",Courier,monospace,arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;white-space:pre-wrap;word-wrap:break-word;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-weight:normal;">It cust to the beach city stage wghere pearl was about to play. Preyty muxh every in beach city turned up to watch. INCLUDING CONNY HOO HAD NO HED AND HER STUMP WAS BLEADIJNG INTO TOO STREEMS OF RED DROPLETS LIEK A DUM WAEES 2 DYE CARACTER! IU SCREEMED AT DA TOPS OF MY LUNG! BUT SHE WAS JUST SITTING THERE< LIKE IT WASPERFECTLY FINE! Everyone els was fine doe. Pear start playing her speer, but it was HORIBLY OF KEE! EVERYONE (ECEPT CONNY)'S HEADS EXPLODED INTO hYPER-REALISTIC BLUD! I JUMPED OUT OF MY HYEPR REALISCIC CHAR IN HYPEREALISTIK FEER! tHEY ALL BOOED AT PEAR LLIKE THEY WER PURFECTLY FINE! everyone else in da sho joined in to boo, as well as Uncle Grampa, Pratrik Starr, and a boo frum mayrio. And yelo prl showed up and she ahd a menacing male scottizsh voice. "Hah! Ya call that playin' a separ? ''THIS ''is how ya play a spear!" AND THE PLAYED THIS REALLY KWICK FIDDLE SOLO WITH ROSE'S SORD AND A STONE AFGE SPEER whith a anger face SUSPISHISLEE SIMLR TOO HER DIMUND'S DAT 1 TEIM!AND THAN PEASRL RAN OF DA STAYG ON AL 4S WITH A STUBID GRIHN ON HIS FACE!</p>
<p class="a-b-r-La a-b-ja-Eb-Vb" style="user-select:text;font-family:"CourierNew",Courier,monospace,arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;white-space:pre-wrap;word-wrap:break-word;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-weight:normal;"
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<p class="a-b-r-La a-b-ja-Eb-Vb" style="user-select:text;font-family:"CourierNew",Courier,monospace,arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;white-space:pre-wrap;word-wrap:break-word;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-weight:normal;">The tape kut too tha perl room in blak en wit. Pearl was seen wiht her bak to da camra. BUT DEN HE TURND TO DA CAMRA AND HUR EYES WER BLAK WITH RED DOHTS THAT WERE BLEEDING AND D SHE WAS SAD AND SHE TOO A SQRT GUN TO ER HEAD ADN SHE GUT POOF! The creditsa rooled, with a extreemli of kee kover ov "Luv liek u" AND OUR HEADS EXPLODED INTO HYPER-REALISTIC BLOOD! What a turn of events![[File:WhatATurnOfEvents.jpg|thumb]]</p>
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