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emulator in my mind CUZ IMA SYCIC TYP POKEMAN!!! Then a command prompt popped up, with the words "What are you?" at the top in big, bold, hyper-realistic, red, pixelated letters at the top of it (Don't ask why the pixelated letters could be hyper-realistic, it's my scary story, so shut up, meanie) so I decided to be the HUGEST dick in the galaxy and I hurriedly mashed down my caps lock and typed in "I'M MEWTWO, MOTHA FUCKA!!!11ONEONE" and surprisingly, the game started to load. Instead of the normal Pokémon Yellow title screen, the screen had NO title, just two pokemans on the screen. First, there was a Butterfree with Morgan Freeman's head photoshopped onto it's head, and a Pikachu with Leonardo DiCaprio's head shopped onto it's head too. I decided to call these...things... Pokémen, specifically Butterfreeman and Leonardo DiChu. I pressed start and the game automatically had me name my character, I named him the name I always named all of my characters, "BUTPLU", and then I went to my Rival's name, "FUCKWAD", yeah, those are good names for my characters! Good job, Brain! Then I began the game proper, I walked out of my house and was heading down the main path to the grass to trigger Professor SMOAK (Lolz, I makes funny) but then my character faceplanted on the ground, and a Textbox Appeared saying "GET 360 NOSCOPED MOTHA FUCKA! MUMMY GET DA CAMERA!!!!" and over the "Whited Out" screen, there were air horns honking sad music, and in place of how I ran to the nearest PokéCenter to protect the fainted and hurt Pokémon from further harm, it just said "U faintgot kill'd from not enuff sweg" then the ROM deleted itself from my compooter.