Pillsbury Doughboy Is a Killer!: Difference between revisions

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.5;margin-top:4pt;margin-bottom:6pt;"><span style="font-size:13px;font-family:Arial;color:#434343;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Pillsbury has a secret. A dirty one. You know their mascot, Pillsbury Doughboy? Well, he is a murderer. Everyone who [[File:Pillsbury Doughboy!-13894874911389491358|thumb|right|335 px]]eats Pillsbury products gets brutally murdered by Doughboy. Once, a man bought some cresent rolls. When he ate them the next day, he was found dead. </span></p>

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.5;margin-top:4pt;margin-bottom:6pt;"><span style="font-size:13px;font-family:Arial;color:#434343;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">HePillsbury hadhas 25a stabsecret. woundsA indirty his back, and he had 29 stab wounds on his chest and stomachone. </span><spanYou style="color:rgb(67,67,67);font-family:Arial;font-size:13px;line-height:1.5;white-space:pre-wrap;">There was no apparent cause ofknow thetheir deathmascot, except for Pillsbury Doughboy.? HeWell, washe thenis a suspectmurderer. PeopleEveryone thenwho didn't buyeats Pillsbury products forgets 5brutally monthsmurdered untilby they forgot. 27 murders were commited all in one nightDoughboy. </span></p>

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.5;margin-top:4pt;margin-bottom:6pt;"><span style="color:rgb(67,67,67);font-family:Arial;font-size:13px;linefont-heightfamily:1.5Arial;white-space:pre-wrap;">The next day, even </span><span style="color:rgb(67,67,67)#434343;font-familyweight:Arialnormal;font-sizevariant:13pxnormal;linetext-heightdecoration:1.5none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">moreOnce, murdersa wereman commited.bought Then,some thecresent riserolls. ofWhen thehe murdersate werethem dramatic. Thethe next weekday, therehe werewas 197found murders commiteddead. The copsHe had no25 ideastab whatwounds toin do.his Ever sinceback, peopleand whohe wouldhad buy29 Pillsburystab productswounds wereon killed,his chest and nostomach. oneThere knewwas howno toapparent stopcause it.of Sothe by saying all of thisdeath, don'texcept buy anyfor Pillsbury productDoughboy. It's dangerous.</span></p>

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.5;margin-top:4pt;margin-bottom:6pt;"><span style="colorfont-size:rgb(67,67,67)13px;font-family:Arial;color:#434343;font-sizeweight:13pxnormal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;linevertical-heightalign:1.5baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Credit Goes to SnozBerry.___________________________________________________________________________________________________</span></p>