Pizza pie is no laughing matter

so im sittin here, right? and my wife comes over and says were outta pumpkin pie, so i stab her. then i say, "pizzapie is no laughing matter" then i laugh THEN A SKELETON POPPED OUT and i fell out of an airplane, onto a land where squidward had hyper-realistic eyes and commited suicide and it was all real and there was footage of dead babies n stuff. YOU SHOULDNT HAVE DONE THIS said the grass. i was pissed off because i didnt care and i jut wanted to take my meds but i didnt have time because i wa too busy packing to go to the airpotrt.

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