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Prof. Oak simply wished mah crazy ass well, givin me a Pokedex ta aid mah adventure yo. Dude wasn't givin it ta me ta be tha reason behind tha adventure like every last muthafuckin other Pokemon game up there, he gave it ta me outta kindness, suttin' ta help me on mah way, a gift. I was likin dis mo' n' mo' wit each second, tha game seemed ta have a actual rap now! I was some muthafucka, not just a cold-ass lil cookie-cutter protagonist mah playas could be, not some blank shizzle dat could be replaced without notice.
Da rap was different, though tha actual game play remained unchanged. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! I went uptown like I was supposed to, went from hood ta town, collected badges, received tha praise of tha leaders. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Stevenz hype even seemed ta spread, as some NPCs would rap like tha knew his muthafuckin ass.
I used Miki fo' every last muthafuckin battle, n' dat biiiiatch was growin surprisingly fast. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Biatch handled Brock wit ease, even pounded Misty wit no shiznit at all. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Biatch wasn't as adversely effected by super-effectizzle attacks as others, did mo' damage than a regular Charmander, dat biiiiatch was a veritable powerhouse biaaatch! Biatch even became a Charizard all up in tha mere level of twenty-five, not wack at all I must say.
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OAK: Steven, don't use dat shiznit son!
I was reminded of when Prof. Oak would magically rap
Steven: In a ghetto dat cheated me, why should I play fair…
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Steven used "It"!
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"… No…"
''Rapped by [[User:KittenPasta|KittenPasta]] ''
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