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They be tonz of stories up there bout jacked Pokemon games. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Some of dem straight-up like neat like fuckin tha one on some version where you git a pimp as a starter.
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Mike: I promise I be bout ta give her back, come on, please?
->Yes
Fuck dat shit?
I was a lil' bit perplexed, so I hit No ta be cautious.
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I realized dis would simply continue ta loop until I hit fo'sho, so I did, just ta peep what tha fuck would happen.
Mike: Alright, dis will just take a sec, then we'll both be pokemasters muthafucka!
Steven:
Da screen chizzled ta tha animation shown when two playas trade Pokemon, which I found a lil' bit weird, seein as I was solo yo, but whatever, dis was what tha fuck was apparently supposed ta happen. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Miki went first, I peeped lazily as da hoe fuckin started ta travel down tha tradin tube.
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That made me jump, tha sudden noise resonatin up in mah silent bedroom, bangin cuz of tha volume bein way up. Lookin all up in tha screen, I noticed tha game had seemed ta freeze, Miki still up in mid-trade yo, but tha game wasn't bustin anything.
With a sigh, I just turned off tha game, wonderin when mah last save was. When tha game turned back on, I stared fo' a moment all up in tha start screen, there was no Charizard next ta tha trainer n' shit. Upon pressin start, I saw tha New Game option was absent, leavin only Continue. This was… strange ta say tha least, so I selected it, tha game starin without even showin mah stats as usual. It aint nuthin but tha nick nack patty wack, I still gots tha bigger sack.
My fuckin jaw dropped at what tha fuck I was greeted with.
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Da Lavender Hood theme came first, playin its aiiight way, tha screen slowly fadin up in from blackness. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Steven was up in tha Pokemon Tower, which made tha noize even stranger, seein as tha tower had its own theme yo. Dude was standin up in front of a tombstone, not bustin anything. Wonderin what tha fuck was goin on, I pressed A.
Steven:
Confused, I tried strutting, realizin I was indeed up in control all up in tha moment. I brought up tha pause menu n' checked mah party. Miki was gone. Not just Miki, all Pokemon. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch yo. Dude had nothing, Da Pokedex was absent from tha menu, his bag was empty yo. Honestly concerned now, I checked his cold-ass trainer card.
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Steven used "It"!
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Steven obtained M@#$!
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"… Fuck dat shit…"
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