Pokemon Poopy Brown

The year was 2011 and I was a yong boy. My second cousion three times removed was going to college. Before he went he gave me his old Nintondo 64 from when he was a kid. It came with lots of game including some pokemon games. Pokemon Staduim, Pokemon Stadium 2 and Pokemon Snap. But my mom heard from an old guy that pokemon was violent and that kids should never play it. So she took the N64 Cartridges and put them in a blender and flushed the remains down the toilet. A few months had passed and I played the remaining N64 games. Mario Party 2 and 3, Mario Kart 64, Diddy Kong Racing, Excitebike 64, Tony Hawks Pro Skater 2 and 3, Army Guy something 2, Some spaceship racing game, Tripple Play Baseball, Nascar 2000, A crappy Power Puff Girls video game and of course, Super Smash Bros. All the Classics Anyway me and my younger sister started playing super smash bros and we knew pikachu was from pokemon because of all the commericals on the VHS tapes we had. We didn't know that jigglypuff was from pokemon until we saw her character data in data. Anyway my mom saw them and said we could never play as either character or she would do the same thing to the game as she did with pokemon! A few months later my father wanted to watch tv in the living room and he saw me and my sister were playing so he took the n64 and connected it to my tv in my room. I was very happy and then when my mom wasn't watching me I would close the door, unplug the white audio cord of the AV cable setup from my TV and play as Pikachu and Jigglypuff. This gave me interest in the games so when I got my own computer in 2013 I started watching videos of Super Mario 64 DS. I kept watching and I found a lets player who also did lets plays of other games. Including Pokemon I saw that it wasn't bad but I would never be able to get away with buying a game. Time went by until 2016 when I was finally 14 and I got a 3DS. It was finally christmas and I had 10 dollars so I bought an  eshop card and downloaded pokemon red for the 3DS virtual console without my parents suspecting a thing. I loved the game but I didn't tell anyone I had the game, not even my sister because she would always tell on me. More time went by and I was finnaly 15 and Pokemon Gold and Silver came out for the 3DS virtual console. I cleaned by aunt's cat's litter box and got enough money to buy an eshop card and play the game. More time went by I was now almost sixteen and about to go on a trip to tour a college in chicago. I brought 50 bucks with me and headed off. It was March 2nd 2018 and I finally got to go. When we got there me and my classmates got to the hotel. My corordinator told us that the next day we would go to the college. That night our class went out for dinner and me and my friend were in charge of walking to the restaurant and ordering the food so they could park the bus. While walking there some old guy came up to me and handed me a cartridge of pokemon stadium for the n64 and said it was 10 bucks. My friend was about to buy it when I took it from the old mans hand and threw it at his face and he had a bloody nose. Me and my friend ran into the resturant and made the reservation. Then everyone else came in a few minutes later. I saw that our friend caden was holding a strange box and we asked him what was inside. He said that some old guy just came up to him and gave him a box of games. I looked in the box and most of the games were gameboy games. Tetris, Metroid 2, Home Alone and Legend of Zelda Wind Waker, You know all the gameboy classics. But at the bottom was A brown cartdige that smelled like poop titled pokemon brown. I took it from him and forgot to give it back. When I finally got back from the trip it was March 4th 2018 and I pooped the game into my gamecube's gameboy player. I put in the startup disk and started playing. The first thing I noticed was that the title screen showed red crying blood and eating poop. I then took out the game and gave it to my cat. The next day my friend jerry came over, he was pretty mad for acidently buying a fake copy of earthbound off of a pop up ad on an unrliable website for 15 bucks. He asked me if I ever bought a fake game and I told him about pokemon poopy brown. He said he wanted to play it for fun and I agreed. We went to my cats litter box and found that my cat had pooped, peed, farted on, threw up on, scratched bit and sneezed on the game. We put it in the washing machine and it was good as new. We started playing it and red was once again crying blood and eating poop. I pressed start and started a new game. Red started out in a bathroom pooping and pikachu was eating the poop coming out of his butt. My friend was so disguted that he stuck his head out the window and threw up on the mail lady and the mail lady threw a rock that came up and broke the TV. We then went to the store and bought a new tv and kept playing. After red was finished doing his buisness he pulled up his pants. Pikachu then finished chomping his brown delight and followed red. Jerry said CLEARY THIS IS A HACKED VERSION  OF POKEMON YELLOW AND NOT RED OR BLUE. After this they walked out of the bathroom and he was in his room we walked down stairs and reds mom said " Happy Buttday" We then walked out the door and went to proffessor oaks lab. Everyone in the lab was sitting down on toilets and singing the poop song. Proffessor oak came and said "Red here have a level 948299854698459659696945980649694569854698549864969845698543598643986498568945986348969459093249120128492958904985934985298 Mewtwo. After this the game played completley normal. Until 5 hours in Red needeed to poop again in a cave. Then mewtwo said pikachu gets his treat give me mine and he zaped reds eyes and he started crying blood that mewtwo licked up. After that the game played perfectly normal until we got to cerulian gym and when we got to misty she said " your pokemon get their treats, I want some too!" She then pulled down red's pants and started to do bad things. My friend then stuck his head out the window again and threw up on the mail lady agian and she threw another rock at the TV so we had to go back to walmart and buy another tv. After that misty started to follow red but things were perfectly fine until the end of the game when you defeated blue and the elite four. After that everyone in the game came up to red and asked for some waste product he could expel from his body. Red couldn't do anymore so everyone took him and cooked him for dinner. I then ripped the game from the gamecube and called caden and he came over. We told him about the game and he just sa t their and said "HA HA Suckers I hacked the game How do you like that We then took caden and stuck the game up his butt, put it in a blender until it was juice, took his poop, mixed them together and made him drink it. He then stuck his head out the window and the mail lady threw another rock at the tv and it broke. After that I have never played another pokemon game since. THE END