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As we read we learned that the killer had been sighted by someone for the first time, he was described as chubby, and had a hue of green about him. Many of them documented it as some sort of skin disease or possibly a metal disability but only few of them said it could be a cult, all of the women seemed to have been specifically chosen and so many victims weren’t likely to have been killed by the same person in such a small town without getting caught. That’s as far as we got though, right after that we heard something, I don’t know what else it could’ve been, it sounded like, a lot of onions being cut at the same time. It wasn’t long until we noticed water coming through the ceiling, only it couldn’t have been water. We started crying profusely we couldn’t stop. Something took over me, and I ran, I ran harder than I ever have before and almost tripped. That’s when I realized the people chasing me were chubby and painted green but there was something off about their ears but I couldn’t quite put my finger on what it was, I was panicking and couldn’t think clearly. When looking to my side I could only see one of my friends, before then there were three left. We vowed never to talk of this again but the other day I went to his house and saw he was drowned in an onion parfait. That’s why I decided to write this, if I’m gone, it’s because they got me.
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