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I was able to find out how Paul will change the ten commandments into "The 10 Americanments" which include:
1. I'm the President of the United States of America and the Pope
2. Bacon will become the national meal for breakfast, lunch, dinner, and as a midnight snack with Coca Cola
3. The new American national anthem is "America Fuck Yeah" from Team America: World Police by Trey Parker and Matt Stone ▼
4. Seinfeld will be the only show on television ▼
▲3. The new American national anthem is "America Fuck Yeah" from Team America: World Police by Trey Parker and Matt Stone
5. Only songs by Phil Collins will be played in America, disobeying is punishable by death by impalement with an American Flag ▼
6. Any other country except America will be referred to as "Inferior Communist Scum Dictatorships" ▼
7. President and Pope Rand Paul will have a picture in every house and apartment ▼
8. The 50 stars will be replaced with a picture of President and Pope Paul ▼
▲5. Only songs by Phil Collins will be played in America, disobeying is punishable by death by impalement with an American Flag
9. Shoot every hipster, communist, Nazi, non-American (Unless Phil Collins), and anyone that doesn't like eating bacon on sight ▼
10. Independence Day is everyday except Tuesday ▼
▲6. Any other country except America will be referred to as "Inferior Communist Scum Dictatorships".
▲9. Shoot every hipster, communist, Nazi, non-American (Unless Phil Collins), and anyone that doesn't like eating bacon on sight.
Clearly, he is setting up a dictatorship mixed with his love for Seinfeld, Phil Collins, and Bacon. Honestly, this sounds better then anything Hillary Clinton will do, so, VOTE FOR RAND PAUL 2016!
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