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I shot up from where we were sitting, and dashed towards the Nintendo 64, intent on turning it off.  Before I could make it to the console, however, Shannon motioned with her finger, and the N64 became electrified!  Shannon stated that touching it would send 2,000 volts of electricity coursing through my veins.  Mark informed me that this was a fatal amount, roughly tantamount to a shock from an electric chair being used to carry out the death penalty on a condemned prisoner.
 
Mark got up, and attempted to go upstairs and out of this horrid room, only to find that the door was now locked.  As Mark playedfiddled with the knob, he heard a some laughter and subsequent shushing.  There were intruders in his house!
 
Mark and me quickly put two and two together.  It must be the hackers of this game.  They had to have known.  Things were too real for this to be a prank.  They wanted us to suffer.  The motive of this, I still do not know to this very day.
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After finishing off Zelse, Shannon did some sexy stripping, making Mark and the character Brian visibly amorous.  Mark started towards the television, with me desperately trying to snap him out of it.  I screamed, yelled, yanked him away, but it was all in vain.  Shannon the Siren got Mark close enough, and him so unaware, that he accidentally touched the juiced-up Nintendo 64, zapping him and sending him collapsing to the floor, limp.  Simultaneously, Shannon used a Wind attack to decapitate Brian.
 
At this precise moment, I panicked, and ran for the door.  Banging on it and screaming at the home invaders that they got want they wantwanted.  My eyes filled with tears, and raw adrenaline pumping through me, I gave the door a firm-enough kick to send it flying open.  I popped out, expecting a struggle with those responsible for this grave crime, but noticed they had fled the scene.
 
I dialed 911, and asked for police and paramedics to hurry to Mark's house.  First to arrive were two firefighters, who made their way to Mark's basement room and began to preform CPR to try and resurrect my dear friend.  The police and an ambulance pulled into the driveway soon enough.  I talked with the police about the events, while Mark was wheeled out on a stretcher.  I cried in relief when I saw Mark give me a small thumbs up, to let me know he was alive.
 
The police took the accursed game, along with the N64, away as evidence.  Mark and I are happy it will rot in some police storage room indefinitely.
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