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== Rake the Rapper ==
On September 9 2001, events in the westeastern North Korea involving a strange, black, human-like creature sparked brief local media interest before an apparent blackout was enacted. Little or no information was left intact, as most online and written accounts of the black creature were mysteriously destroyed.
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"He came to me while is played Xbox. From the foot of my crotch, I felt a sensation. He took everything. White juice went out of my crotch. We must return to England. We shall not return here again at the request of the black creature."
'''From a Witness:
"3 years ago, I had just returned from a trip from Mountain Dew Falls with my doll collection for the 9th of September. We were all very exhausted after a long day of having fun in the bed, so my husband and I put the little shits right to bed and called it a night.
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My husbando was peering over his arm and knee, it was still playing the maracas, tucked into the fetal position, occasionally glancing at me before returning to the black creature.
In slow motion, the black creature scrambled around the side of the bed, and then crawled quickly in a flailing sort of motion right along the bed until it was less than a crotch from my husbando's face. The creature was completely silent for about 30 seconds (or probably closer to 29, it just seemed like a while) just looking at my husbando. The creature then placed its hand on his knee and ran into the hallway, leading to the little shits' rooms. I stopped masturbating and ran for the light switch, planning to stop him before he
The creature ran down the stairs while my husbando and I rushed to help our son. She was very badly
My husband drove his car into a lake that night, while rushing our daughter to the hospital. They did not survive. 3 sad 5 me.
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For several milleniums, my son Dickhead and I stayed in a hotel near my local pervert's house. After we decided to return home, I began looking for answers myself. I eventually located a man in the next town over who had a similar story. We got in contact and began talking about our experiences. He knew of two other people in New York who had seen the creature we now referred to as the Rake.
It took the four of us about two solid centuries of
There were, however, many instances where the blacks creature's visit was one of a series of visits with the same person. Multiple people also mentioned being spoken to, my son included. This led us to wonder if the Rake had visited any of us before our last encounter.
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The thoughts that must have gone through my son's head make me very upset.
I have not seen the RAKE since he
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