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<p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto; line-height:normal">'''<span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";mso-ansi-language:EN-US;mso-fareast-language:ES-CO">Saw my girlfriend and she looked like hell. Her eyes looked like they needed a good rest, her hair was messy, and she was anything but her flirty and bubbly self. </span>'''</p>
 
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*insert insinuation about drugs and/or student loans*</span></p>
 
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<p class="MsoNormal">'''<span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:10.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"; mso-ansi-language:EN-US">She asked me for 20 dollars this time and I told her no again. She then pulled me off to the side and told me that she had to have that money. </span><span style="font-size:10.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"">Otherwise, she would be screwed.</span>'''</p>
 
<p class="MsoNormal">'''<span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:10.0pt;line-height:115%; font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"; mso-ansi-language:EN-US">She asked me for 20 dollars this time and I told her no again. She then pulled me off to the side and told me that she had to have that money. </span><span style="font-size:10.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"">Otherwise, she would be screwed.</span>'''</p>
*insert insinuation about pimps and/or gold-digging*</span></p>
 
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<p class="MsoNormal">'''<span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:10.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"; mso-ansi-language:EN-US">"What do you mean?" I inquired.</span>'''</p>
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*insert insinuation about pimps and/or gold-digging*</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:10.0pt;line-height:115%; font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-ansi-language:EN-US">“I mean that I need money, and fast. It’s all for my student loan. It’s ruining my life! Look at me; it’s all its effect”</span></p>
 
<p class="MsoNormal">'''<span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:10.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"; mso-ansi-language:EN-US">"What do you mean?" I inquired.</span>''''''<span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:10.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"; mso-ansi-language:EN-US"> (sigh) Look Tom! I've been stalked by this fella called Slender Man and as far as I know, the only way to rid yourself of him is to fork over 20 dollars</span>'''''<span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:10.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"; mso-ansi-language:EN-US">. </span>'''''<span style="font-size:10.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"">Now give me the damn money!" She yelled</span>'''</p>
 
<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:10.0pt;line-height:115%; font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-ansi-language:EN-US">About time she said the S-word!</span></p>