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[[File:Bcf.jpg|thumb|actual screenshot of the game]]One day, I was walking up the street. I happened to notice an ultra-rare gazillion-dollar coin (Ya know, the one with Nixon on it.) Intrigued, I slowly picked it up. As I carefully bent over, my chin began to protrude out of my ass. It generally got worse from there. Suddenly, a splitting scream entered my right ear. I flipped myself inside out to see what all the commotion was. Lo and behold, a young lady was being sexually assaulted. My horniness began to get the better of me, as I walked towards the sound.
▲One day, I was walking up the street. I happened to notice an ultra-rare gazillion-dollar coin (Ya know, the one with Nixon on it.) Intrigued, I slowly picked it up. As I carefully bent over, my chin began to protrude out of my ass. It generally got worse from there. Suddenly, a splitting scream entered my right ear. I flipped myself inside out to see what all the commotion was. Lo and behold, a young lady was being sexually assaulted. My horniness began to get the better of me, as I walked towards the sound.
Our eyes met. As soon as she saw me, a dog began to dissect his friend for the betterment of monkeykind. Lord, it was a heavenly experience. A banana bunch shot out of her tight-as-shit rectum, and we passionately embraced. As I began to pull her shirt off right in public, suddenly I recognized those tatas. It was Jeff.
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== Reasons 2 ==
I found a shiny little dildo ring hanging on a power line like the condoms on the wires. i had to use the power of my erection to grab it, but then my dick hurt by getting forcefully pushed on my pants. Then Cockwhore chopped off my paenis. it hurt very bod.
"Oh hi you little bich."
Cockwhore turned her head like she does always because she wouldn't be able to get a massage. I punctured her with my machine dick. She died in ther bath of sorrow. I was able to collect the precious diamond dildo.
then my skele-boner popped out.[[Category:Satire]]
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