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[[File:185380_135489796541827_135489699875170_202860_5917853_n.jpg|thumb|284px|Remote's logo.]]
Somewhere out there there is a society called Remote. If you look it up on Google you will find TV remotes. But trust me, they are real. Their goals are to take down the government, but they don't want a democratic system or any known type of political system for that matter. There is a video out there somewhere of a lady babbling where the screen hypnotizes you. The video makes you a slave to them. Then they tell you their charter. However, it is their edited charter; the real one is in their library. Remote has a leader that is not named. He wears a mask over his head with a large brimmed hat and a three pieced suit with mismatched pieces. From what I heard about him he is like a dictator.
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At the police station the cops interrogated and told me that I was in a terrorist organization funded and run by outside forces that were investigated by the FBI. The leader was called Histoni Belarvi. For years they have been brain washing Americans into trying to destroy the United States. The Department of Homeland Security and the Federal Bureau of Investigation consider them as Armed and Dangerous.
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'''Update:''' The man who was supposed to be the leader was let out today with a not guilty verdict by reason of false identity. The real leader, some of his followers and a few cars were missing in the raid of the leader's compound.
[[Category:Look at me! I'm SO EDGY!]]
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