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At this statement, QueenCreeps looked at Matt with her face mirroring that of zombie Pikachu. Because Matt and his friends could never take zombie Pikachu seriously, he just burst out laughing at her. She stormed out, vowing that one day she would one day chuck the contents of a thing of bleach on him. She never came back. After a few minutes she came back, dragging the chuckling Matt out of the house.
Back at the ISIS Training Camp, Jacob was currently the equivalent of a crossover between a Joker reject and Eyeless Jack. His eyes were now gone and his ears had been cut off. In case you didn’t know, that meant he was now blind and deaf (somehow). The Bottle Rocket Club had forced him through every alternative torture they could think of, such as cutting Jeff’s smile onto his face with a knife which sounded like it had no reason, and even forcing him to press B for a harder quest. However, they were still not satisfied. They still wanted him to read the Cupcakes story.
“I’m fucking blind, you tossers!” he shouted (even though he should technically be deaf right now, but fuck logic). “How am I supposed to read anything?!”
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