Revolt of the Tobeast ~ By QueenCreeps: Difference between revisions

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“One word: ''Google'',” said QueenCreeps. “Now let Jacob go!”
 
“Not on your nelly!” said Big Jane Lebowsky. She pulled a dagger ourout and threw it. It pierced Fido’s heart and he died. Matt burst into tears as Fido was the only one he liked in this story.
 
“You’re going to pay for that!” he shouted in fury as he rushed up to Big Jane Lebowsky and stomped and pounded on her; pound pound pound pound pound! She fell down hard (it’s funny because oral sex). Soon she lay in a crushed bloody heap. The other two began to open fire as a raging conflict ensued. Pasta Jack took an arrow to the knee as bullets were too mainstream for him, and Squidward grabbed the gun off the English Teacher and shot himself. As Matt went to free Jacob, QueenCreeps made the decision that Alexo had to stay alive or else the fans would be pissed off without the release of the Ultimate Pasta 2: Electric Boogaloo, so she let him run away.
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