Run Escape: Difference between revisions
m
Last edit, I promise Jamflex
m (Respawned in Lumby to eat my pasta) |
m (Last edit, I promise Jamflex) |
||
Line 23:
The RuneScape title on the card was also spelled differently 'Run Escape', along with the text reading:
'
"Yep, seems pretty legit to me... Waaait a minute!" I whispered out, looking at the card once again through a micro-scope. Yep, still pretty small.
Line 29:
The normal membership cards I buy off from the Dark Web usually don't have mentions of 'use', they read like so:
'
Now THAT I thought was pretty strange, everything else was pretty normal, like the pitch-black-white-red eyes on the red wizard you never actually see on the game itself appearing on the cover, with his back turned and that head of his turned 180 degrees back, standing on a sailing ship. There was also Elvarg, the Cum Dragon using it's sulfur-realistic fire breath to burn down the island behind him, leaving in it's wake, the burnt-down, gorey bodies of it's denizens. Though it had a hint of white for some reason upon it's green scales, which I presumed was just a printing glitch.
Line 53:
''<nowiki/>'We pay, we gay.'''
In my frustration, I proceeded to murder several of the random NPC men and women that were inside the castle, dropping their usual items like weed and bloody bones. They all fell down beneath my character in a kneeling position, which I then buried their bodies to train up my Prayer skill. It was pretty slow XP, but it gave pretty important buffs like ''<nowiki/>'Protect from Virginity''' prayer. It seemed to work on every player 99% of the time, which I thought was strange.
However before I could do my pointless coping on Falador, I was stopped at the Lumbridge Castle gates by another player, named 'Xx_Run_xX'. Whilst I was wearing a Black Platebody, Black Platelegs, Black Boots and Black Mask (69) in-game, the other player seemed to be wearing full Red Wizard set, which was red-colored wizard armor. The red player then began to speak to me, coming up as the usual piss-colored overhead text above them:▼
▲However before I could do my pointless coping on Falador, I was stopped at the Lumbridge Castle gates by another player, named 'Xx_Run_xX'. Whilst I was wearing a Black Platebody, Black Platelegs, Black Boots and Black Mask (69) in-game, the other player seemed to be wearing full Red Wizard set, which was red-colored wizard armor. The red player then began to
''"Hello Jes, you shouldn't have used that Membership Card."'' Spoke Xx_Run_xX.
Line 61 ⟶ 63:
''"What!? How'd you know my name? Who are you?"''
Suddenly a hyper-realistic Dragon Dagger spec sound-effect blasted through my ear drums once again, as the player was able to ''attack'' me and one-shot my character with double 73-73 hitsplats.
The last nanosecond left in-front of the castle gates, I could see the red robed player doing the Laugh emote, as they then teleported away. The game would usually load you on respawn in Lumbridge Castle, which I was expecting to happen, until the game loaded me up in Varrock. '''NOW''' this was Hyper-Extremely Spooky, as in no circumstance would the player normally respawn in Varrock. I seemed to be at the center of the city, standing on the center fountain with the unusual blue liquid coming out from it, rather than the usually hyper-pixelated blood it let out.
Line 67 ⟶ 69:
I was reminded by the urge to go riot again by this pointless change, not noticing the fact the armor in-game I wore was now suddenly red. I looked at myself, and I could see out of my peripheral vision, that my mask, including my clothes, have turned red as well, ''in real life.'' Normally I would go riot again, but being reminded of the Classic Run Escape like this, made me calm down.
Suddenly a hyper-loud '
'''''<nowiki/>'Roar! A dragon!''''''
I almost pissed myself, which I didn't.
| |||