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This is a parody of a story called "Blueberries", which is another one of those stories where the author thinks lots of blod = scary
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(This is a parody of a story called "Blueberries", which is another one of those stories where the author thinks lots of blod = scary)
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As the massive wall of smoke engulfed his face, burning off his "NOBAMA" mark tattooed on his forehead, he suddenly grew long hair and could only say "Save the whales, save the whales". His skin was replaced with hemp and his bones became tofu. When it was finally over, the man took a deep breath of relif, and looked at what remained to be burned.
 
Turns out half of the hemp was wet. He had to burn it again. All he could do was stare at the brick, and quietly said to himself, "That's no russian flag."[[Category:SMOKE WEED ERRYDAY]][[Category:ALL CAPS]][[Category:Pancake Farts]]
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