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More is to be noted on his appetite. As mentioned previously, his diet includes “various disdainful and unhealthy edible items.” He is seen eating tubs of Nutella and bowls of nacho cheese. His early-day meals mostly consists of sandwiches from a restaurant titled “Hardee's.” Jars of what is believed to be some kind of “marshmallow whipping cream” have also been found near the exterior of the box. Rags full of what is also presumed to be full of male reproductive fluids are found to also have contained small amounts of the aforementioned cream. His bed also had copious amounts of both of those and shreds of circle shaped cardboard.
His diet has caused his body to become that of somebody who has been bloated. His weight is [REDACTED] This has caused some of the staff on hand to become convinced he is immortal. Several have turned to cults with this belief. All have since been terminated. There are several of these cults still active, and intel suggests they sacrifice their own human flesh, even amputating limbs, to put on a shrine of Joey. They have also been seen eating the flesh, sloppily. It is disgusting really. This has caused people from our research team to either leave to project or, in one case, a man, [DATA EXPUNGED], had committed suicide.
'''Further research on this individual will result in termination.'''
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