SCREAM fortress 2.exe

I was an intern at valve teh man said "u must play dis new game dat we r testing" I din't know who he was but i was hoping dat teh new game was Half Life 3 i put it on d cromputer and ti was not dat it was just sadi "Scream FOrtress 2.exe" and I was all "WAT? D HALOLWEEN SPECIAL IS ITS OWN GAME AND I TOT DEY ALREADY DID DIS!?" i was playe adn d gam start but al d characters had hyperrealistic eyes ppl laught at me cus I dont hav a life but i'ma sniper main i get 2 observ everything dat happens on d bord and no scope some noobs. anwy a flailing scelolten came on d screen it had hyperrealistik blood all over it and it said "Greergegrergereeetings! UR DEAD!!!" den blood starting rainin down and d ppl said "D SKELTEN'S A SPY!" i said "LOL SKETEN NOT CLASS PRLLY JUST A PROGRAMING GLICH" den blood poured from my monitor and iwas like "YEAH I DONT THINK ITS SPOST 2 DO DAT" but tehn my character was spookd to move he put away his weapon adn wudn't pull it back out and then his flesh melted off and he scelolten (You know datz wat happens wen ur flesh melts off) ayway it said "ONLY CLASS ALOWED IS SKELOLTEN LOL - NOT PATRIXX" it was freaking me out os i told my boss i had 2 to home cause i was sick. Gabe Newel said "K man wer not doin anything else."

next day i seen on d news dat d polece wer surrounding d valve facotry cause der was blud everywear there wer sign bein held up that said "NO MOR SKELOLTENS" it was a protest I went down there and i seen that it was like real life team fortress 2 der wer lots of police trying 2 raid the building but d skeloltens woudl come out and shoot him. then Heavy appeared noticably more fat and said "ALL OF U R DEAD!!!!!1" tey all started screaming as heavy began reving up his minigun and d skeltens wer screeching and flailing like in Candle Cove lol (did i do d reference right guys?) den der wer dees sentries and dis weirdo guy human man was pretend to make their sounds so they wouldn't shoot him but it didn't work HE DEAD. der was a guy there selling something speakin another language and i relized he was sell steroids i took 1 and my testacles feell off cause it was not steroids but urnanium. Anyway I was like "WATS GOIN ON MAN?" and teh man said "DIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WEN U DERNT FINISH D PLAY TEST K? U DID DIS!" HEavy den came up 2 me and said "Put this alter here" i was like "WHAT DO U MEAN ALTER!?" but then he said agin "PUT THIS ALTER HERE!!!" i den seen he was Evil PAtrixx and i felt something in my pocket but he knew i realized that he was PATRIXX so i ran but ran after me and said "DO D RIGHT THING" i said "NONONONONONONO!!! I WILL NOT WILL NOT B APART OF UR EVIL RITUALS!!!"

i somehow escaped but not for long i tried 2 live off the grid for about 3 hours but then got hungry and call in a pizza and teh man came with d pizza. not the pizza man TEH MAN who gave me d stupid hacked game in th first place I said "WHAT MORE DO U WANT FROM ME!?" he said "COMPLETE THE CIRCLE MISSION ENDS IN 60 SECONDS!" I said "i did not sign up for no mission" and ran away deeper in teh forest i met a hobbit i think he said "Hello dead traveler have u come to lift the curse?" I said "What is doing on here i don't understand." he siad "dis is d village of hobbit ppl we tried 2 escape d Patrixx and he was unable to complete the genocide of our ppl but he was able to curse us with occasional amnesia." i said "what?" he said "Hello good traveer r u here 2 break the curse?" i sadi "Oh i see now i don't have time 2 do dis" Patrixx den appeared and the hobbit man ran away. "U HAV FAILED D MISSION" said Evil Patrixx "NOW TEH RED TEAM IS CUMMING 2 KILL U" i siad "No." he said "U DENY IT?" i said "sure why not?" he said "OH I SEE UR A COWARD NOW U SHALL DIE BY MY HAND INSTEAD!" he was killed me and i was dead.

I respawned and all seemed normal i went back 2 work and i seen dat Gabe Newel was even fatter than before and he said "Welcome back lol r u ready 2 die?" He was Patrixx needless to say and i facepalmed for being so stupid as 2 cum back 2 work so i ran away. When I got home i deleted my steam account just 2 be safe but den Pyro came into my room and melted off all my flesh and i became skelolten and i was like "THE TRUTH HAS BEEN REVEALED 2 ME!!!"

so now ima skelolten and im also a recruiter for teh army of the Patrixx U SHOULD JOIN AND I WILL NOT STOP CALLING U AND AKSING U IF U WNAT 2 U NEED 2 DO IT ITS A GOOD OPORTUNITY LOOK BEHIND U