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<p style="margin-top:0.5em;margin-bottom:0.5em;font-family:Tahoma,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;text-align:justify;color:rgb(168,168,168);line-height:normal;">Q: Why didn’t the skeleton dance at the Halloween party? A: He had no body to dance with!
A: He had no body to dance with!</p>
Q: When does a skeleton laugh? A: When something tickles his funny bone. </p>▼
<p style="margin-top:0.5em;margin-bottom:0.5em;font-family:Tahoma,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;text-align:justify;color:rgb(168,168,168);line-height:normal;">Q: When does a skeleton laugh?
▲A: When something tickles his funny bone.</p>
<p style="margin-top:0.5em;margin-bottom:0.5em;font-family:Tahoma,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;text-align:justify;color:rgb(168,168,168);line-height:normal;">Q: What do you do if you see a skeleton running across a road? A: Jump out of your skin and join him!
A: Jump out of your skin and join him!</p>
Q: Why did the skeleton run up a tree? A: Because a dog was after his bones! </p>▼
<p style="margin-top:0.5em;margin-bottom:0.5em;font-family:Tahoma,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;text-align:justify;color:rgb(168,168,168);line-height:normal;">Q: Why did the skeleton run up a tree?
▲A: Because a dog was after his bones!</p>
<p style="margin-top:0.5em;margin-bottom:0.5em;font-family:Tahoma,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;text-align:justify;color:rgb(168,168,168);line-height:normal;">Q: What happened to the pirate ship that sank in the sea full of sharks? A: It came back with a skeleton crew!
A: It came back with a skeleton crew!</p>
<p style="margin-top:0.5em;margin-bottom:0.5em;font-family:Tahoma,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;text-align:justify;color:rgb(168,168,168);line-height:normal;">Q: How did the skeleton know it was going to rain? A: He could feel it in his bones!
A: He could feel it in his bones!</p>
Q: How did the skeleton know it was raining? A: He could feel it on his bones! </p>▼
<p style="margin-top:0.5em;margin-bottom:0.5em;font-family:Tahoma,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;text-align:justify;color:rgb(168,168,168);line-height:normal;">Q: How did the skeleton know it was raining?
▲A: He could feel it on his bones!</p>
<p style="margin-top:0.5em;margin-bottom:0.5em;font-family:Tahoma,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;text-align:justify;color:rgb(168,168,168);line-height:normal;">Q: What do you call a skeleton that does stunts? A: Bonehead!
A: Bonehead!</p>
<p style="margin-top:0.5em;margin-bottom:0.5em;font-family:Tahoma,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;text-align:justify;color:rgb(168,168,168);line-height:normal;">Q: Why didn’t the skeleton want to play football, anymore? A: Because his heart wasn’t in it!
A: Because his heart wasn’t in it!</p>
<p style="margin-top:0.5em;margin-bottom:0.5em;font-family:Tahoma,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;text-align:justify;color:rgb(168,168,168);line-height:normal;">Q: How did skeletons send their letters in the old days? A: By bony express!
A: By bony express!</p>
<p style="margin-top:0.5em;margin-bottom:0.5em;font-family:Tahoma,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;text-align:justify;color:rgb(168,168,168);line-height:normal;">Q: What does a skeleton orders at a restaurant? A: Spare ribs!!!
A: Spare ribs!!!</p>
<p style="margin-top:0.5em;margin-bottom:0.5em;font-family:Tahoma,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;text-align:justify;color:rgb(168,168,168);line-height:normal;">Q: Where does the skeleton go to get a new rib! A: A spare rib restaurant!
A: A spare rib restaurant!</p>
Q: When does a skeleton smile? A: When something bumps into his funny bone! </p>▼
<p style="margin-top:0.5em;margin-bottom:0.5em;font-family:Tahoma,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;text-align:justify;color:rgb(168,168,168);line-height:normal;">Q: When does a skeleton smile?
▲A: When something bumps into his funny bone!</p>
Q: Why do skeletons hate winter? A: Beacuse the cold goes right through them! </p>▼
<p style="margin-top:0.5em;margin-bottom:0.5em;font-family:Tahoma,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;text-align:justify;color:rgb(168,168,168);line-height:normal;">Q: Why do skeletons hate winter?
▲A: Beacuse the cold goes right through them!</p>
Q: How do skeletons call their friends? A: On the telebone!
<p style="margin-top:0.5em;margin-bottom:0.5em;font-family:Tahoma,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;text-align:justify;color:rgb(168,168,168);line-height:normal;">Q: How do skeletons call their friends?
A: On the telebone!</p>
Q: What do you call a skeleton snake? A: A rattler!
<p style="margin-top:0.5em;margin-bottom:0.5em;font-family:Tahoma,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;text-align:justify;color:rgb(168,168,168);line-height:normal;">Q: What do you call a skeleton snake?
A: A rattler!</p>
<p style="margin-top:0.5em;margin-bottom:0.5em;font-family:Tahoma,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;text-align:justify;color:rgb(168,168,168);line-height:normal;">Q: What did the skeleton say when another skeleton told a lie? A: You can’t fool me, I can see right through you!
A: You can’t fool me, I can see right through you!</p>
<p style="margin-top:0.5em;margin-bottom:0.5em;font-family:Tahoma,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;text-align:justify;color:rgb(168,168,168);line-height:normal;">Q: What did the skeleton say while riding his Harley Davidson motorcycle? A: I’m bone to be wild!
A: I’m bone to be wild!</p>
<p style="margin-top:0.5em;margin-bottom:0.5em;font-family:Tahoma,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;text-align:justify;color:rgb(168,168,168);line-height:normal;">Q: Who was the most famous skeleton detective? A: Sherlock Bones!
A: Sherlock Bones!</p>
Q: Why did the skeleton go to hospital? A: To have his ghoul stones removed! </p>▼
<p style="margin-top:0.5em;margin-bottom:0.5em;font-family:Tahoma,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;text-align:justify;color:rgb(168,168,168);line-height:normal;">Q: Why did the skeleton go to hospital?
▲A: To have his ghoul stones removed!</p>
<p style="margin-top:0.5em;margin-bottom:0.5em;font-family:Tahoma,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;text-align:justify;color:rgb(168,168,168);line-height:normal;">Q: What do boney people use to get into their homes? A: Skeleton keys!
A: Skeleton keys!</p>
<p style="margin-top:0.5em;margin-bottom:0.5em;font-family:Tahoma,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;text-align:justify;color:rgb(168,168,168);line-height:normal;">Q: Why did the skeleton stay out in the snow all night? A: He was a numbskull!
A: He was a numbskull!</p>
<p style="margin-top:0.5em;margin-bottom:0.5em;font-family:Tahoma,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;text-align:justify;color:rgb(168,168,168);line-height:normal;">Q: Why did the skeleton have to goto church to play music? A: They don’t have any organs!
A: They don’t have any organs!</p>
<p style="margin-top:0.5em;margin-bottom:0.5em;font-family:Tahoma,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;text-align:justify;color:rgb(168,168,168);line-height:normal;">Q: What do you call a skeleton who won’t get up in the mornings? A: Lazy bones!
A: Lazy bones!</p>
<p style="margin-top:0.5em;margin-bottom:0.5em;font-family:Tahoma,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;text-align:justify;color:rgb(168,168,168);line-height:normal;">Q: What do you call a skeleton that is always telling lies? A: A boney phoney!
A: A boney phoney!</p>
<p style="margin-top:0.5em;margin-bottom:0.5em;font-family:Tahoma,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;text-align:justify;color:rgb(168,168,168);line-height:normal;">Q: Why wasn’t the naughty skeleton afraid of the police? A: Because he knew they couldn’t pin anything on him!
A: Because he knew they couldn’t pin anything on him!</p>
Q: What happened to the lazy skeleton? A: He was bone idle!
<p style="margin-top:0.5em;margin-bottom:0.5em;font-family:Tahoma,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;text-align:justify;color:rgb(168,168,168);line-height:normal;">Q: What happened to the lazy skeleton?
A: He was bone idle!</p>
Q: What did the skeleton say to his girlfriend? A: I love every bone in your body!
<p style="margin-top:0.5em;margin-bottom:0.5em;font-family:Tahoma,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;text-align:justify;color:rgb(168,168,168);line-height:normal;">Q: What did the skeleton say to his girlfriend?
A: I love every bone in your body!</p>
<p style="margin-top:0.5em;margin-bottom:0.5em;font-family:Tahoma,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;text-align:justify;color:rgb(168,168,168);line-height:normal;">Q: What do you call a skeleton who presses the door bell? A: A dead ringer!
A: A dead ringer!</p>
Q: What is a skeleton? A: Somebody on a diet who forgot to say “when”! </p>▼
<p style="margin-top:0.5em;margin-bottom:0.5em;font-family:Tahoma,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;text-align:justify;color:rgb(168,168,168);line-height:normal;">Q: What is a skeleton?
▲A: Somebody on a diet who forgot to say “when”!</p>
Q: Why do skeletons like to drink milk? A: Because milk is so good for the bones! </p>▼
<p style="margin-top:0.5em;margin-bottom:0.5em;font-family:Tahoma,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;text-align:justify;color:rgb(168,168,168);line-height:normal;">Q: Why do skeletons like to drink milk?
▲A: Because milk is so good for the bones!</p>
[[Category:Skeletons]]
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