"Hehe, look at me, daddy! Hehe!"

Those words still haunt my fucking dreams.

My name is Skyler. I'm turning twenty tomorrow (November 21, 2012). I've been keeping a dark secret since I've got this game. It's the eighth installment of the Call of Duty series. You might know this game as "Modern Warfare 3." Before you start getting into your dislike of Call of Duty, please take the time to read my tragic tale.

On my 19th birthday, I purchased an Xbox 360 console just to play Modern Warfare 3 (and other games, of course). Before you ask, yes, I am a die-hard Call of Duty fan. I was having fun with the game. I had nearly acquired every achievement in campaign and Special Ops. I usually finish those very quickly. I search for glitches, easter eggs, and bugs and send them to the developers, along with my other Call of Duty nerd friends. In fact, I was the guy who discovered the "Ricochet" glitch that resets your stats and auto-bans you from Infinity Ward servers. I was also the guy who helped discover several glitches and bugs in the World at War map "Banzai". I usually tend to fuck around with almost anything in the map. I tend to fuck around with the dirt by shooting at it in specific ways, etc. Of course, I wasn't doing it alone. I had a couple of people help me out.

Rest assured, on the midnight release of Modern Warfare 3, I shoved my game disc into my new Xbox 360 console and hopped right onto the Campaign. The only disappointing aspect of the game was the main menu's resemblance to the Modern Warfare 2 map. I almost suspected that I accidentally picked up a copy of MW2, but I then realized it was not 2009. Moving on, I started the campaign.

The campaign ran very smoothly. I practically flew through the missions in a heartbeat. Everything was going fine until I hit mission number eight. It was that mission with the disturbing cutscene called "The Davis Family Vacation." If you're not familiar with the scene, then you should watch some videos of it online. It's pretty sad.

"Hehe, look at me, daddy! Hehe!" That fucking phrase is killing me. Shortly after the disturbing cutscene, the ninth mission (Goalpost) started. However, I was shocked from the disturbed nature of the previous mission. I could get that stupid phrase out of my head.

"Hehe, look at me, Daddy! Hehe!"

"Hehe, look at me, Daddy! Hehe!" "Hehe, look at me, daddy! Hehe!"

After a couple nights of restlessness and a few nights of sleep shortly after, I worked up the courage to complete the campaign. The campaign was complete, and I earned all of the achievements in a couple of weeks time. I then ventured to play the MP part of the game. So yes, I was one of those kids constantly being accused of modding because of the intense skill I have. All jokes aside, my K/D ratio stood at a wopping 2.65. Don't believe me?

Anyways, it wouldn't be long until ELITE DROP 4 came out around April 2012. There was this one fucking map called Sanctuary... Oh God...

I went to the graveyard in the back of the map and started walking around and looking for bugs. I ended up finding a creepy little easter egg. In three spots, you can hear the voices of the Davis Family Vacation... Oh God...

Why did they have to take Sara? WHY!?

Daddy's here, Sara. Daddy's coming to save you, honey! I love you!

"Don't go too far, Sara."



Credited to Jabronis

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