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<p dir="ltr" style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:12.8px;font-weight:normal;line-height:normal;">Meanwhile, Jesse Wulf was tired playing minecraft on the Xbox 360 and it was time to play the PS3 version, even though they're the same game. However, Roma, Dark and Stoney didn't have that version so he went to buy a game from a dodgy looking garage sale. The person who was running the stall said his name was Mac and that he runs a dodgy second hand game shop. Jesse Wulf picked up the first game he saw, it was a Wii U game called MaRIo MaKEr. "What game is this?" Jesse asked. "Oh, that is a limited edition of Mario Maker, but I must warn you, this game is... Haunted." Mac warned. "I'll take it!" Jesse claimed. He gave Mac the money and he let him keep the 1 dollars change. When Jesse got home, he popped the disc into his Wii U. And again, the song "keep trolling, trolling, trolling, trolling" played and he didn't hear it.</p>
<p dir="ltr" style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:12.8px;font-weight:normal;line-height:normal;">I got home from school after killing bullies because reasons. When I walked through the door, before I could do the dinosaur, I heard the screams of my mum, who I thought died earlier. "Child! Come to the front room... Quick!!!"</p>
=='''''Chapter 2. The fall of a savoir'''''==
<p dir="ltr" style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:12.8px;font-weight:normal;line-height:normal;">I ran on my elbows making a teke teke sound to the front room. JC the Hyena was on TV telling us horrible news, "Dear everyone, I have some bad news... Our beloved saviour Sonic.EXE has been... Deleted. BULL FRIGGIN HORSE SHIT!!! I am absolutely furious that my wifu has been deleted by a bunch of furry haters!" Deleted? What does he mean by deleted. I decided to call my friends, Roma, Stoney and Dark round my house. They were pissed off as I interrupted their day of minecraft. I told them the tragic news, "What do you mean he was deleted?" Stoney asked, while being stoned. "I don't know, he was just deleted." I replied. "Hey, why don't we ask clever bot?" Said Roma. Everyone knows that clever bot is never wrong, as clever bot knew that Ben Drowned.</p>
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<p dir="ltr" style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:12.8px;font-weight:normal;line-height:normal;">Richard freaked out and had a 1,000 mile stare until he noticed the door behind the doll. "Oh, I bet you wanna enter that door. Well, it won't be that easy." Threatened the Tails Doll, as he went for Richard. But Richard stepped out the way which caused the Tails Doll to miss. The doll fell upon Jesse Wulf and started killing him and he died... Well no shit. Me, Jeff the Killer and Evil Patrixxx pulled out the weapons that customs gave us earlier. But... Bollocks, they forgot to give us ammunition for the guns. "Jeff, Evil Patrixxx, pull out the Butcher knives and stab Tails Doll." I demanded. But Jeff the Killer was distracted by the girl known as Natalie, she was starting to cut herself, but this wasn't the time or place.</p>
<p dir="ltr" style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:12.8px;font-weight:normal;line-height:normal;">I took the Butcher knife off Jeff and started to swing at Satan's Doll, but he dodged every swipe, and threw me across the room. He then picked up Richard with his psychic powers until he reached the ceiling, he then let Richard go and Richard fell. Luckily, he landed on the ground. Tails Doll then started to posses my friends, Roma, Stoney and Dark. "Try attacking your friends." The Tails Doll mocked. As they were completely useless, me and the Toppler killed them without any remorse. Tails Doll looked in shock which lead to Evil Patrixxx to stab and kill the Tails Doll. The remaining members of the gang then proceeded to walk towards the door, it took 20 seconds but they felt like an eternity. We then opened the door and... No... It can't be. It was our teacher... LOLSkeletons. "I didn't expect you could defeat the Tails Doll. But oh well, you won't be able to defeat me and the spy that helped me." We all turned to Jeff who looked at us confused. "What the fuck guys... I work alone." Evil Patrixxx then walked up and revealed he helped LOLSkeletons, we were shocked but we weren't going to take it. "Well... We can defeat you no matter what." I yelled. "C'mon guys, let's take them down!"</p>
=='''''Chapter 4 Anticlimactic Finale'''''==
<p dir="ltr" style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:12.8px;font-weight:normal;line-height:normal;">We charged up to LOLSkeletons but was stopped by Evil Patrixxx. Evil Patrixxx charged for the Toppler. "You can't defeat me as I am the Toppler." But his rippling biceps weren't enough for Evil Patrixxx as he plunged his knife in the Toppler's chest. Evil Patrixxx killed the Toppler. LOLSkeletons was about to take on the girl known as Natalie but she killed herself due to her hanging herself. They turned to me, Richard and Jeff the Killer. LOLSkeletons turned on his computer and... Poof... Richard was gone... Deleted, just like Sonic.EXE. Jeff the Killer knew he wasn't a match for them and decided to fuck off. That meant that I was the only one left.</p>
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<p dir="ltr" style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:arial,sans-serif;font-size:12.8px;font-weight:normal;line-height:normal;">And this is where I stay, in Alcatraz Prison with Evil Patrixxx and LOLSkeletons for eternity, deleting true stories and moving them onto another website that makes them a complete joke. I will remain here and continue to do this. Until the day I die.</p>
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