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==Chapter
I woke up with the sound of white noise coming from my alarm clock. It was a Monday so I have to get ready for school, my school is located in hell run by the tails doll and the illuminati. I decided to get up from my hyper realistic bed and went downstairs to get some breakfast. My mum usually makes me dead bodies and cliches for breakfast but she isn't in, I guess she died again. I looked in the cupboard to see what there is to eat. Luckily, my favourite cereal was in the cupboard, Blood & Guts and my favourite drink, Baby souls. I went to turn on the TV, the only show that was on was OP teenage killers, I wanted to watch static but it isn't on. I finished my gory breakfast and my demonic drink and went to put on my uniform that consists of hoodies and a pair of dress pants. I then jumped into a Tardis and changed the present tense into past tense.
I hoped onto the number 666 bus that directly takes me to hell. That's where I meet up with my friends, Roma, the typical British bloke. Dark, the American chav. And Stoney, my personal drug dealer. The bus stopped by the school, and I meet my other friends,
I made my way to the Assroom, and waited 666 seconds before I enter because I'm so edgy. My teacher,
The sound of screams and gunshots came from the speakers. This meant our principal was going to gave an important announcement, "Today is the birthday of our lord and saviour, Sonic.
"I'm home!" Richard called out opening the door to his house. "Hello son." Richard's dad said, patting him on the head. "Why are you home so early?" "Oh, it's Sonic.
Meanwhile, Jesse Wulf was tired playing minecraft on the Xbox 360 and it was time to play the PS3 version, even though they're the same game. However, Roma, Dark and Stoney didn't have that version so he went to buy a game from a dodgy looking garage sale. The person who was running the stall said his name was Mac and that he runs a dodgy second hand game shop. Jesse Wulf picked up the first game he saw, it was a Wii U game called MaRIo MaKEr. "What game is this?" Jesse asked. "Oh, that is a limited edition of Mario Maker, but I must warn you, this game is... Haunted." Mac warned. "I'll take it!" Jesse claimed. He gave Mac the money and he let him keep the 1 dollars change. When Jesse got home, he popped the disc into his Wii U. And again, the song "keep trolling, trolling, trolling, trolling" played and he didn't hear it.
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I got home from school after killing bullies because reasons. When I walked through the door, before I could do the dinosaur, I heard the screams of my mum, who I thought died earlier. "Child! Come to the front room... Quick!!!"
==Chapter 2
I ran on my elbows making a teke teke sound to the front room. JC the Hyena was on TV telling us horrible news, "Dear everyone, I have some bad news... Our beloved saviour Sonic.
So I opened my computer with Windows 666 and opened my tor browser to the deep web. I went on cleverbot and typed "What happened to Sonic.
We had to call upon our class mates together to stop this; Jeff the Killer,
"Hey kid, you know where their headquarters are?" Jeff the Killer asked, threatening me with a knife. "Yes." I said. "I Googled it and it is located in Alcatraz Prison."
Our newly formed group bought plane tickets to Alcatraz as that is the fastest way. Jeff the Killer sat next to the girl known as Natalie who was feeling depressed.
==Chapter 3. Shocking Betrayals==▼
The plane landed by the time the Toppler exposed his chest to destroy the plane. We got off the plane and proceeded towards customs security. They saw the amount of weapons we carried, "We can't let you take those." Said the customs officer, "Here, take these instead." They handed over RPG'S, pistols, butcher knives and a tragic backstory. Afterwards, we headed off to our destination.
When we got there, we were met with a horrifying sight, Alcatraz Prison. "How are we going to get across the water without drowning?" I asked. "Allow me."
Inside the prison was dark (like my soul because I'm emo), with some doors. We know that the person running the Trollpasta wiki would be here. We tried a few doors, they contained skeletons that popped out, Russian experiments and... Ultra Super Hyper realistic blood. We were going to give up, until we saw another door. It was at the end of the hallway and looked suspicious. We opened it and a figure was standing in the way. It was none other than our school principal... The Tails Doll.
Richard freaked out and had a 1,000 mile stare until he noticed the door behind the doll. "Oh, I bet you wanna enter that door. Well, it won't be that easy." Threatened the Tails Doll, as he went for Richard. But Richard stepped out the way which caused the Tails Doll to miss. The doll fell upon Jesse Wulf and started killing him and he died... Well no shit. Me, Jeff the Killer and
I took the Butcher knife off Jeff and started to swing at Satan's Doll, but he dodged every swipe, and threw me across the room. He then picked up Richard with his psychic powers until he reached the ceiling, he then let Richard go and Richard fell. Luckily, he landed on the ground. Tails Doll then started to posses my friends, Roma, Stoney and Dark. "Try attacking your friends." The Tails Doll mocked. As they were completely useless, me and the Toppler killed them without any remorse. Tails Doll looked in shock which lead to Evil Patrixxx to stab and kill the Tails Doll. The remaining members of the gang then proceeded to walk towards the door, it took 20 seconds but they felt like an eternity. We then opened the door and... No... It can't be. It was our teacher... LOLSkeletons. "I didn't expect you could defeat the Tails Doll. But oh well, you won't be able to defeat me and the spy that helped me." We all turned to Jeff who looked at us confused. "What the fuck guys... I work alone." Evil Patrixxx then walked up and revealed he helped LOLSkeletons, we were shocked but we weren't going to take it. "Well... We can defeat you no matter what." I yelled. "C'mon guys, let's take them down!"▼
▲I took the Butcher knife off Jeff and started to swing at Satan's Doll, but he dodged every swipe, and threw me across the room. He then picked up Richard with his psychic powers until he reached the ceiling, he then let Richard go and Richard fell. Luckily, he landed on the ground. Tails Doll then started to posses my friends, Roma, Stoney and Dark. "Try attacking your friends." The Tails Doll mocked. As they were completely useless, me and the Toppler killed them without any remorse. Tails Doll looked in shock which lead to
==Chapter 4 Anticlimactic Finale==▼
▲==Chapter 4 - Anticlimactic Finale==
We charged up to
"Well look at this, you're the only one left."
And this is where I stay, in Alcatraz Prison with
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